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If you found a bottle or lamp or whatever they use nowadays (genies), rubbed it and a Genie flew out, granting you three wishes.... what would they be?

Mine would probably be the following;

1: My dream girl
2: Never have any sort of sickness again
3. More wishes
 
1. To be able to travel through time.
2. The ability to pull any amount of money out of my pockets at any time.
3. Inifinite wishes.
 
Ever seen a Johnny Bravo? I caught a couple, including one with a genie, and this line somehow stuck:

"Lesseee... Peace on earth and good will towards me... NO! Wait! A talking monkey!"
 
1- peace in the world, and that forever
2- money doesn't buy happiness, but it sure helps
3-infinite wishes (for those not important enough to fill these slots)
 
I take back my #1...it should be Own Mazda and SCEA(not just A, I was E and the other ones...)so that I can get you guys a GT with all the stuff you want.

and I can tell you right now, none of my wishes will come true. :cry:
 
Originally posted by MazKid
1.Own Mazda
2.have a girl that likes cars
3.Infinit wishs...plus 1
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I've got a great story for you. I was watching Alan Iverson basically being 'freed' from jail today (after a judge dismissed most of his charges) and they were showing his car on the way out - he was in the back of a green SUV with tinted windows. As the camera panned around, I was wondering - what's he got? BMW? Range Rover? When the car came around to the left of the camera, the logo on the back became clear - Mazda Tribute. :lol:

On topic:
- 1. No more Honda/Acura products.
- 2. Er...any suggestions?
- 3. Er...any suggestions?
 
Originally posted by M5Power




On topic:
- 1. No more Honda/Acura products.
- 2. Er...any suggestions?
- 3. Er...any suggestions?
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how sad, you'll lose the wheels on your car... :rolleyes:

Soichiro Honda, the founder of Honda motor Co. was the first to use metal to create wheels on the cars... he's the creator, and there's a bit of Honda in every car out there.


put that in yer pipe, hater...
 
I would wish for,

1. All women to not be so "crazy in the head."
2. That I was successfull in everything that I do.
3. To be more like M5Power!
 
Mmmm...

- enough money to retire now with the lifestyle my partner and I would like to become accustomed to (nothing ostentatious, just enough so we don't have to work again, and have a nice car - say like we have now - every four or five years
- excellent health for me and my partner
- gee, I'm hard-pressed to think of a third one. Maybe a nice new R34 Skyline GT-R. Yeah - that'd be it.
 
Originally posted by PunkRock


how sad, you'll lose the wheels on your car... :rolleyes:

Soichiro Honda, the founder of Honda motor Co. was the first to use metal to create wheels on the cars... he's the creator, and there's a bit of Honda in every car out there.


put that in yer pipe, hater...
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I wonder if anyone ELSE would've put metal in their wheels...

Mercury designed my wheels, they manufactured my wheels, and they put the wheels on my car. Honda my ass! :D
 
So what? Honda(the guy) started using metal first...you think that the rest of the world was too dumb to think up that?
 
That's a bunch of bullchive...Honda was born what in the early 1920's or teens(my dad got this Honda motorcycles book...it said something about Mr. Honda...)? Mazda was started in 1920 and always used metal wheels on thier cars...
 
1. Sufficient wealth to not have to worry about money at all ever.
2. Everyone in the world to enjoy at least basic peace, prosperity, education and health.
3. The ability to totally control my environment, including, but not limited to, knowing where everything is at all times, being able to maintain my ideal body temperature at all times, never getting sunburn, having telekinesis.
 
Scary, Giles - telekenesis? Scary, indeed.

I might like X-Ray eyes. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Eh, it's four AM here. I'm allowed to make posts like this. :D
 
1. Enough tax-free cash to send all my kids to college and to live really well. So I can work or not. depending on my whim.
2. Perfect health, including metabolism so I could eat what I want.
3. The IRS not to take any notice of my extreme change in lifestyle.
 
1) Brittany Spears, dead at my feet!
2) all boy bands, dead at my feet
3) all girl bands, dead at my feet

Let the flaming begin! :lol:
 
Originally posted by slip2rock
1) Brittany Spears, dead at my feet!
2) all boy bands, dead at my feet
3) all girl bands, dead at my feet

Let the flaming begin! :lol:
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If she cooks and washes her own car can Britney live another minute or two?
 
Originally posted by Gil

If she cooks and washes her own car can Britney live another minute or two?
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Nope sorry that woman is past redemption!

But seeing as it's you Gil, i'll let you keep her body. :lol: joke mate joke!
 
Originally posted by M5Power
Scary, Giles - telekenesis? Scary, indeed.

I might like X-Ray eyes. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Eh, it's four AM here. I'm allowed to make posts like this. :D
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Don't you think it would be cool, not to have to go to the fridge for a beer, or to be able to pick up the printout from the printer in the next office without having to move? It would be so awesome. But imagine, better than that, all the things you could do that you couldn't do before! I'd just love to be able to move stuff by thought.

The environmental control thing goes a long way if you think about it - imagine going to a club, and the music's too loud, just turn your ear sensitivity down! Make the record skip, so the DJ has to take that s*** music off! Get beers without even going to to the bar! (obviously moving money to the bar, you wouldn't want to steal!!!). Or how about you're the only one who can walk in normal shoes in snow?! It would just be fab!
 
Originally posted by GilesGuthrie



Don't you think it would be cool, not to have to go to the fridge for a beer, or to be able to pick up the printout from the printer in the next office without having to move? It would be so awesome. But imagine, better than that, all the things you could do that you couldn't do before! I'd just love to be able to move stuff by thought.

The environmental control thing goes a long way if you think about it - imagine going to a club, and the music's too loud, just turn your ear sensitivity down! Make the record skip, so the DJ has to take that s*** music off! Get beers without even going to to the bar! (obviously moving money to the bar, you wouldn't want to steal!!!). Or how about you're the only one who can walk in normal shoes in snow?! It would just be fab!
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True, but then you would have Godly powers. Everyone would fear you. THAT would be scary.

I like the environmental control thing as long as it's subtler (many animals adapt to their surroundings with controls much like that). And I can walk in normal shoes in snow! Probably not Chicago snow, though. :D
 
Originally posted by M5Power


True, but then you would have Godly powers. Everyone would fear you. THAT would be scary.
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True, true. You'd have to use the powers sensibly. Perhaps you would have the limitation of not being able to upset someone else's environment.

You're not a Babylon 5 fan are you?
 
So the powers have to be given to someone sensible, eh?

Sounds like you could handle them! :lol: Or vat_man!

Babylon 5? British rock?
 

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