Giant Nike soccer ball destroys BMW

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What the hell is soccer?

I wonder if it was kicked by a giant Thierry Henry. :scared:
That's right Chelsea has never been good enough to make it into a proper game of Soccer.

I think it was a giant beckham trying to take another penalty......... As you can see, he missed......... Again.
 
Well, that just sucks.

At least the owner has a cool story when people ask him what happened.
 
Heh.

Insurance Co: "Hello, how many we help you?"
Driver: "Hello, yes I would like to report a claim on my BMW."
IC: "What is the problem?"
Driver: "It got squashed by a giant soccer ball!"
IC: "Is this some sort of a joke?"
Driver: "No, I assure you i..."
IC: " Sir, please note this number has been blacklisted as a hoax line. Enjoy your day"

Telephone line: bleeeeee...


Driver: ":grumpy:"
 
I'm not sure what is more obscure the car getting squashed by the giant soccer ball or the name of the shop, NOODDI.
 
"Just do it" 👍 The driver was probably an idiot anyway :lol: , but poor bmw. I bet when it came off the assembly line it had no idea it would be totaled by a giant soccer ball :sick:
 
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