Girl Trouble..... :)

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Nooooo, don't even mention the "B" word yourself ;) If you hear it, bail out. You should hear a little voice in your ear saying "eject...eject"

Try this one

You - Hi
Her - Hi
You - What's your name
Her - Leanne ( or something )
You - How old are you?
Her - 22
You - So...Leanne..are you single?
Her - *giggles* yes.
You - What are you doing later/Fancy a drink/want to meet up tonight etc etc

Always make it later so they can change clothes...what she wears will give you an idea of what she wants from you ;)

If she doesn't like you, she'll lie and say she has a boyfriend, and then your out of there.

Get some practice in, try it on a girl that you are NOT obsessed with. Just get used to asking them out ;)
One more thing, always kiss your female friends on the cheek when you meet them. Even the one you don't fancy, just get used to the whole thing, until it becomes natural. Its a great ice breaker and it makes it easier to kiss them on the lips ;) If she won't kiss you on the lips...move on.

Now go practice
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WTF were you doing when I was in trouble??? This is gold. :lol:

Well I don't have a stuffed dog (Like J.D. on Scrubs does) so it looks like I'd have to practice with a real chick :nervous: :lol: I really have to though. I have to land me a girlfriend sometime soon.
 
Well im still on with this girl not in a obseest way though. I want her to see that i can repsect her opinio and she can get to know me better and maybe she will change her mind becuase i know she still likes me im very good at making her laughing and i know her give out so to speak if thats right maybe week spots. Im off to call her infact ;)
 
Lamboracer
Well im still on with this girl not in a obseest way though. I want her to see that i can repsect her opinio and she can get to know me better and maybe she will change her mind becuase i know she still likes me im very good at making her laughing and i know her give out so to speak if thats right maybe week spots. Im off to call her infact ;)
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You were drunk or high when you posted this. Weren't you??? It makes next to no sense what so ever. Good to see the two of you haven't dropped everything because of a little set-back. I should take a page out of your book.

I'm thinking about getting off GTP for a while and talk to *Bleeped out for a specific reason* I don't know what to talk about though :grumpy: I suppose I could just flirt with her :indiff:.
 
I met a girl today. She is smart, beutiful and very nice to talk to. I know so, because I actually went and talked to her. She hales from Brazil. Sadly she is an exchange student, so she's only here in NZ for a year and then she goes back home. Just by talking to her today, I learned about what it's like in Brazil, how she likes NZ, How she compares education standards here to Brazil. I also learned that I can't get her out of my head. That smile. The way her face dimples, when she smiles and her soft, sweet voice. It's all toying with my head. She has been on my mind since that moment.

A friend of mine and I saw her sitting there by herself. Naturally we felt sorry (She's made friends, but I don't think she does things with them), so we went and started a conversation with her. At first my friend was doing all of the talking, then I finally shrugged off my nervousness and got in on the act. At first we were just talking to her, because she was all alone, but as time passed, I wanted to know everything about her. I will hopefully get to talk to her tommorow. Preferably without my friend there. So far I have a fair bit in common with her.

Wish me luck, guys :)
 
Good luck,

1 year hey, just make sure you marry her in that time and then she can stay ;)
 
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Good luck,

1 year hey, just make sure you marry her in that time and then she can stay ;)
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Thanks.

Yeah then we'll get a divorce and I'll lose a house. Great idea! :lol:
 
Just wait till you wake up some morning with diptheria and black widow bites all over you.
 
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Just wait till you wake up some morning with diptheria and black widow bites all over you.
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And my magic wand, covered in warts.

:( I didn't get to talk to her today. She was talking to someone else. She didn't look happy, so I felt that I should just let her talk to her friend (Who is also one of my friends, but I don't think I'd be willing to go out with her) and that would be that. I sent her an email though. Yet it just doesn't feel the same.

Tommorow is a new day.
 
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What? :confused:
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I was just hassling Standard235.

Teh Amazing Race Finale on Sunday :eek:

I have my swimming heats tommorow, so *Her name here* can see my fat, white and hairy body 👍. Now that should turn her on :lol: I'm going to get her something for Valentines day too. Most likely a box of chocolates. I'll just have to see what ones she likes.
 

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