Girl Trouble..... :)

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Haha, 6 hours!? That's it!? That's less than a school day here Blake!
What'd you do? Ask her out in the mornin, brake up in the evening?

Lol. J/p.
 
McLaren F1GTR
Haha, 6 hours!? That's it!? That's less than a school day here Blake!
What'd you do? Ask her out in the mornin, brake up in the evening?

Lol. J/p.
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I had a drink with her, we went to her house, I screwed her brains out then I went home.

Blake
 
I'm a big user of women...

DRIFT, that what about what you told me once oh yes this is the quote: "Last night I went to bed with a very pretty Thai girl who turned out to be a verry pretty Thai boy :lol:

Blake
 
Well she was the first in awhile so i do and really did like her and i never held a girl like that in my life so i dont know what to do. Heres the problem. She lives down the street from me and is in my history class and her lockers is in my hallway. I hope i can get to know her better like she wants becuase i still like her.
 
I just went to her house on my sled and i talked to her and we straightened everytyhing out sort of. So i told her that we should still hang out and maybe thing will change.
 
Blake
I'm a big user of women...

DRIFT, that what about what you told me once oh yes this is the quote: "Last night I went to bed with a very pretty Thai girl who turned out to be a verry pretty Thai boy :lol:

Blake
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I think in the long run, they are using you.
You dumbass. The person was English :dunce: :lol:

That's a pretty good joke. Did your Mum write it down for you??? I think I'm gonna have to bring this little tune back.

Gakey Blakey
Sitting on a Cakey
With his pants down
and his hand tunelling round
and his fingers in his assey.

'Nuff said.
 
McLaren F1GTR
Alright Lambo. See? All is not lost.

AS for the 2 dingle berries in here making jokes, it is.
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Lambo - He's right. What you should do is screw her best frinds brains out.

All is not lost. I still have my hanky.
 
DRIFT4EVA
Lambo - He's right. What you should do is screw her best frinds brains out.

All is not lost. I still have my hanky.
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No, don't go sleeping with her best friend. Unless you want to screw any chance of being with her now.
 
Lamboracer
I just went to her house on my sled and i talked to her and we straightened everytyhing out sort of. So i told her that we should still hang out and maybe thing will change.
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Uh, oh. fear that you may have DRIFT sydrome. We don't need another one! :scared:
 
No one wants to be like me............ Seriously.

Dude you just jinxed it. I told GTP that thigs might turn out good. No-sery-Bob. It turned into WWIII. You are just going to hope that the same isn't about to happen.
 
I will become her friend thats it. I know i can do it becuase the dating wasnt long 2 day.... It was just like i was hanging out with her for two days.
 
man i went through that a lot. i basicly gave up on chicks. i have interest in a couple girls at school, but im not gonna invest time, money, or my feelings into it because i just end up screwed and heartbroken. but i am really interested in the punk chick at my school right now im really attracted to her. and she is cool enough and hot enough to put my heart on the line. wish me luck
 
I've met a couple of chicks lately.

One is about 4-5 feet high (No sheite) While I'm 6'2 (Atleast). She is really cool to talk to. Only when she is by herself though. When her friend comes along they tend to just leave me out and when she does try to talk to me, her friend will intervene and get her attention again. I think that we have flirted with eachother a couple of times. We have been caught in eachothers gaze. Somehow our eyes always lock. I still don't know about her eligability status, wether she has "another half" or not.

This other chick is just WOW. I've only just started talking to her. She too is cool to talk to. Problem is. ALL of the guys are after her. She's popular (NOOOO!!!) She is very, very, very, Beutiful and I mean beutiful as in if you get within 5 meters of her. She could melt the paint off your car. She makes Lava flows, look like the river you'd swim in in summer. When I said she is cool to talk to, I meant by ourselves too. She has male and female friends and most of them are pricks. They always do something that makes me go "WTF. You guys are so friggin stupid". Just from talking to her, I can tell that she is the type who keeps to herself. She is rather quiet. As per the first chick. We do manage to look at eachother at the exact same time.

I think that both of them are on to me though. I mean. I've done things with them that I don't normally do with any other girl. Say I open a door for a girl (That's me. I do have manners) Well I'll take that a little further. Instead I'll open the door for these two, hold it for them, wait until they are in the door and finally close it after them. That is just a habbit that I've got into and is a tell tale sign that I like someone.
 
DRIFT4EVA
I still don't know about her eligability status, wether she has "another half" or not.
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Drift, if you're are interested in a girl, that's the first thing you should ask. I assure you, it will be more of a clue to her that you like her, than opening a door for her is :lol:

You guys need to get over your shyness ;) Take a risk, next time you are "gazing" at each other, lose the "rabbit caught in headlights" look. Throw her a wink or blow her a kiss, you never know what might happen, if you don't you never will.
 
Tacet_Blue
Drift, if you're are interested in a girl, that's the first thing you should ask. I assure you, it will be more of a clue to her that you like her, than opening a door for her is :lol:

You guys need to get over your shyness ;) Take a risk, next time you are "gazing" at each other, lose the "rabbit caught in headlights" look. Throw her a wink or blow her a kiss, you never know what might happen, if you don't you never will.
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So should I ask something like this?

Me - So how is your boyfriend?
Chick (I'm not giving out names) -
Me (If chick says "yes he's....") - Oh ok cool *Backs away slowly*
Me (If chick says "I don't have one") - WHAT!?!?!?! You! Single!?!?!?! :eek:

The door thing is at the bottom of the scale. I do much more blatant things.

Yeeeeeip. That's my problem. Shyness. Man I wish shyness was something that you could touch, because then I'd punch the living sheite out of it. :grumpy:

"Rabbit caught in headlights" LMAO Now that's a good description of it.

Hmmm. I think the wink would go down better. It'd suck if I blew either a kiss and the next thing I knew, I had a steel chair wrapped around my face.

OMFG!!! That previous biatch I used to like (I'd rather slit my throat than say her name) thinks that she can just talk to me like nothing ever happened. Like she is trying to joke with me and reset everything back a year. I told you guys about our arguments. They were not pretty. I hate that fake kindness. I'd rather she talked to me in the hateful manner that I know she wants to talk to me in or not at all. I can't handle that fake sheite.
 
Wasn't this Girl Trouble thread originally a good thing? Like, a parody/satirical thread of girl problems? Thats what I'm getting from the first post and the title anyway.
 
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Aaaaaaaah, D4E...I C....Well, luckily there's already a thread for that. :cool: :trouble: :sly: :D
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Oh there are sheite loads of threads of this genre. Most of them are by me and a one handed bandit named tercel_driver (He made this kind of stuff funny. Even if was at his expense).
 
DRIFT4EVA
So should I ask something like this?

Me - So how is your boyfriend?
Chick (I'm not giving out names) -
Me (If chick says "yes he's....") - Oh ok cool *Backs away slowly*
Me (If chick says "I don't have one") - WHAT!?!?!?! You! Single!?!?!?! :eek:
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Nooooo, don't even mention the "B" word yourself ;) If you hear it, bail out. You should hear a little voice in your ear saying "eject...eject"

Try this one

You - Hi
Her - Hi
You - What's your name
Her - Leanne ( or something )
You - How old are you?
Her - 22
You - So...Leanne..are you single?
Her - *giggles* yes.
You - What are you doing later/Fancy a drink/want to meet up tonight etc etc

Always make it later so they can change clothes...what she wears will give you an idea of what she wants from you ;)

If she doesn't like you, she'll lie and say she has a boyfriend, and then your out of there.

Get some practice in, try it on a girl that you are NOT obsessed with. Just get used to asking them out ;)
One more thing, always kiss your female friends on the cheek when you meet them. Even the one you don't fancy, just get used to the whole thing, until it becomes natural. Its a great ice breaker and it makes it easier to kiss them on the lips ;) If she won't kiss you on the lips...move on.

Now go practice
 

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