Hahah, look at Clarkson! Hahah. Seeing pictures is one thing, but that video, wow haha. And there's nothing wrong with maple syrup on bacon :/... is there? :/ haha
But in all seriousness, I've never liked trucks; but the ones that have grown on me over the years are these smaller, sportier trucks. Best of both worlds: you get peppy engines (or in this case some serious muscle), fun-to-drive manuals (hopefully, not in the Cyclone apparently), and you can carry some stuff in the back. So I'm glad to see someone already suggested this, I was going to do so myself!