Gotta love thieves!

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Josh

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Long story ahead. Probably won't make much sense.

Some people broke into my god damn car about 2 hours ago. They tried prying the driver side rear door open with a screw driver, but when they couldn't get it open... they just smashed my driver side window open. It's currently laying on the driver's seat, and a freaking black garbage bag is covering the gaping hole where it once sat. They stole my Alpine deck, and my new stereo equipment I've had about 2 whole weeks - 2 12" Audiobahn 12's in a custom competition box, and 2 600 watt Logic amps.:irked:

Here's the story:

About a week ago two friends of mine, Timmy and Alex, come over. They talk to me for a few minutes, and then ask to see my new stereo that our other friend Clinton told them about. I let 'em in my car, pop the trunk, turn it on, etc. Then Timmy showed me his system in his Explorer, and we talked for about 10 more minutes. In those 10 minutes Timmy, and Alex, both tell me that Clinton told them he planned on breaking into my car with a screw driver, and stealing all of my stereo stuff. I laughed 'cause Clinton is a little pud wacker, and knows if he ever did anything like this I would kill him. So they leave, and I think no more of it.

Tonight I hear a car outside of our house with loud exhaust. I only heard it for 1-2 minutes at most. After it drove off, I asked my Dad if he heard it too. He was like, "Yeah, who was that?" I said, "I'm not sure, but it sounded like Timmy's Explorer." That conversation ends. No less than 10 minutes later I hear more loud exhaust... then our doorbell rings. It's my friend Dustin. When I opened the door, he says, "Dude, someone smashed the window out in your car, and left your hazard lights on." I just sighed, and went out to my car... where I proceeded to curse quite loudly for about 5 solid minutes. I saw that my window was busted out, my back door was all ****ed up where they pried on it, and all of my **** was gone. Glass was all over out street, 90% of the window was sitting on the seat, wires were sticking out of the trunk where they just ripped **** out, and even part of the dash around the deck was laying in the street.

The police officer finally came after what seemed like hours. He got all of my info, car info, and info on the stolen stuff. Told me that there would be some detective working on it in the next few days, yada yada yada, blah blah blah. The typical BS cops feed you, y'know?

Anyways. I'm 100% positive that Timmy was involved. I know he was driving his Explorer. I don't know if Clinton, or Alex were with him, though. I also know that they told me Clinton planned on breaking in it so that I would be sitting here right now thinking that Clinton did it, but I'm not. I mean, he might have been with them, but I know it wasn't just him himself.

I know where all three of them live, and I know where Timmy works. Me, Dustin, and 3 of my other friends(not the type who break into your car, and steal your **** type friends, though) have already made plans, if you catch my drift.;);) Like I said in another thread, "Never **** with another man's car. If you do, you deserve whatever ass-kickin' that person feels like giving you." In this case, however, him and his Explorer are going to get their asses kicked.:banghead:

I think it made some sense, but I don't care like reading over it to make sure. If it doesn't, **** it... I'm pissed beyond beliefe because people I used to call friends did this to me, and I couldn't care less if it makes sense or not.:p

Have a nice night. I know I won't.:irked:

BTW- Maybe I should start parking in the garage from now on, eh?:rolleyes: Oh, and I broke my middle toe on my right foot earlier. So not only am I pissed, but I'm also in a ton of pain.

Bah. Rant over.
 
I can assure you that now is not the time to be a smartass towards me.
 
No, I'm sorry Josh. That would be a real pain in the arse. Can I come with you? It'd be a pleasure sorting out dick heads who have no respect for cars. :mad: :mad:
 
You son of a... I'd come kick your... arse, I guess, if my toe wasn't broke.

What is it with you, and arse? Is that what Australian's call ass?:odd: Weirdos.:p
 
Originally posted by Josh
You son of a... I'd come kick your... arse, I guess, if my toe wasn't broke.

What is it with you, and arse? Is that what Australian's call ass?:odd: Weirdos.:p
Arse > Ass.

You Americans must have an obsession with male donkeys. An ass is a male donkey in case you didn't know.

Sick bastards.
 
Originally posted by SandStorm
No, I'm sorry Josh. That would be a real pain in the arse. Can I come with you? It'd be a pleasure sorting out dick heads who have no respect for cars. :mad: :mad:

:)

Be my guest. Anyone who's down to whoop some... arse... is welcome to to come along.:D
 
Originally posted by Josh
You son of a... I'd come kick your... arse, I guess, if my toe wasn't broke.

What is it with you, and arse? Is that what Australian's call ass?:odd: Weirdos.:p
Hmmmmm, perhaps the question is, what's with Americans and ass? :p
 
Originally posted by Shannon
Arse > Ass.

You Americans must have an obsession with male donkeys. An ass is a male donkey in case you didn't know.

Sick bastards.
HA!
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Mmm. I want a little piece of both of them. The Explorer AND timmy's ass... In a fighting way, you idiot. :lol:
 
Storm.. You're asking for a nice hard pimp slap upside the face with a lil' baby powder on the hand. You want that big hand mark? :) :lol:

Oh, and Josh, really sorry about the guys stealing your stuff. :(
 
The moral of the story is keep your stereo in the lounge in your house. :rolleyes:

Yeh that would be a bumber, it really shows whos your friends and who is a complete ****wit.
 
Originally posted by Lazy
**** happens.... get hold of yourself maan..... :)

Yeah, I know.:(

I wouldn't be nearly as upset if it was just some random punks out stealing ****, but these were people who I used to call friends. That's what bugs me the most.

Oh well... they're getting what they deserve.;)
 
Originally posted by Lazy
**** happens.... get hold of yourself maan..... :)
Jesus Christ, mate, how about I come and steal your stereo system and break your windows and rip **** out of your boot? So I say to you now:

SHUT UP!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by SandStorm
Jesus Christ, mate, how about I come and steal your stereo system and break your windows and rip **** out of your boot? So I say to you now:

SHUT UP!!!!!!

come and try.... :D
 
Originally posted by Acid X
Storm.. You're asking for a nice hard pimp slap upside the face with a lil' baby powder on the hand. You want that big hand mark? :) :lol:
I just found this hey. I like that. That's so good I'm gonna use it in my sig! :lol:
 
Originally posted by Cobraboy
Yes. Kick his ****en arse really good.

****ing theives! ARGH!

BOOT IT HARD!
YES! HIS arse IS GRASS! BOOT IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN SO IT FLIES FROM HERE TO KINGDOM COME!!
 
But more onto topic....


I felt the same way when my bike was stolen. It was a piece of crap, but it was mine and somebody just took it for themselves.

I was so pissed, I really wanted to jab somebody, but then most of the people around my neighbourhood are big fat islanders, and you don't want to jab someone if they are 50kg heavier then you. I'd go and get my amatuer boxer maori friend to give me a hand.
 
Originally posted by Cobraboy
But more onto topic....


I felt the same way when my bike was stolen. It was a piece of crap, but it was mine and somebody just took it for themselves.

I was so pissed, I really wanted to jab somebody, but then most of the people around my neighbourhood are big fat islanders, and you don't want to jab someone if they are 50kg heavier then you. I'd go and get my amatuer boxer maori friend to give me a hand.
So now we're talking about bikes being stolen, are we? Okay then...

Back when I was in Year 10, I got a bike for my birthday - nice shiny TNT 2000 BMX. I took it for a spin, and every day after that I rode it to skool. Until it got stolen. I'd left my chain at a mate's place accidentally, so I got him to give it to me in class.

I took it out (this was at about 9:00 AM, half an hour after class went in) to chain up my bike, and guess what - the big mysteriously wasn't there any more.

I was pissed as, hey. I felt like hitting somebody.

There's a village of aboriginal people a little way from where I live, I'm guessing they would have taken my bike and stripped it down... friggin bastard. :mad:
 
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