grade school humor

importfan1 · Feb 7, 2003

I was inspired by a thread on another board to creat this topic. post some of the pest grade school humor you have heard.
Here's mine:

Wanna here a dirty joke:
A horse fell in the mud.

Wanna here a clean joke:
The horse took a bath with bubbles.

Wanna here another dirty joke:
The horse next door is named bubbles.

mark2080 · Feb 7, 2003

psonefreak · Feb 8, 2003

my enemy (yes i have a mortal enemy... don't ask) used to (still does and he graduated in my class) say those all the time... he also used to say "guess what?" and then wait til you said "what?" then he'd say "chicken butt"

and it got really old really fast

RVDNuT374 · Feb 8, 2003

not funny. :rolleyes:

Klostrophobic · Feb 8, 2003

Well, I probably would have thought it was funny in 3rd grade or so.

SandStorm · Feb 9, 2003

Yeah, I gave that stuff away in, what, Grade 2?

Cobraboy · Feb 9, 2003

Originally posted by importfan1
Wanna here a dirty joke:
A horse fell in the mud.

Wanna here a clean joke:
The horse took a bath with bubbles.

Wanna here another dirty joke:
The horse next door is named bubbles.

Well I hate to be smart here but.

Wanna here an offensive joke:
A colt fell in the mud.

Wanna here an unoffensive joke:
The colt took a bath with bubbles.

Wanna here another offensive joke:
The filly next door is named bubbles.