One day I popped in GT5 into my PS3 and lived happily ever after. Until the Ps3 filed for divorce because GT5 was cheating. However, PS3 sales dropped and they got back together. Just then the loading screen appeared. but the ps3 had an "accident" on the drive home from work one day. the loading screen looked upon the field of roses.
And saw that the save file has corrupted.
A single tear running down his cold dark face. GT5 then yelled at PS3, demanding to know who she played with. That's when PS3 told gt5 that "She" was in fact a "He"...And that she preferred GT5 Prologue instead of GT5. After hearing this, GT5 decided to freeze. B-spec bob was happy to hear of this as it meant no more driving for him.
The PS3's dumb neighbour, Xbox 360 tried to seduce GT5. Suprised when GT5 told him his sexual orientation, 360 sent him out the door and never spoke again. He did, however, have some wii time, but got bored quickly. And Kazunori told him he must enter the Sunday Cup and begin his training.
Bob, in the meantime, managed to get his driver's license finally, but had no job. But Bob had a secret. B-spec Bob, desperate to drive, resorted to selling himself to drive civilian cars crazily down public streets. One customer that demanded of him to drive crazily in civilian cars was none other than his creator...Kazunori Yamauchi...
His desperation lead him to the bar, where he met a man of few words, and of many notepad pages, with each page filled with wisdom. The man said, find your true calling, your cousin was one of the ai in Enthusia, konami will do you fine. The man then proceeded to give him The Stig's phone number. And then The Stig remembered these threads have been done before and quickly end up locked. Bob proceeded to call The Stig...via collect call...
But he remembered that he was late for an appointment.He hung up the phone, and turned around...only to see the same man with the notepad from the bar, with Kazunori Yamauchi standing next to him. And Kazunori lifted Bob's helmet and shrieked, for what he saw froze his blood and...Kazunori spoke, but it was Japanese, and it sounded Asianese to Bob.
The man with the notepad translated kazunori's words into a language that Bob could understand. But he can only understand whatever language he's supposed to know in that region at the third grade level. He knew the meaning of what he said, better than the back of his holographic hand. And Kazunori told him he must enter the Sunday Cup and begin his training. For it will take Bob many days of racing in GT5 to reach the ultimate goal.
Bob, feeling brash, entered in a Honda Beat, under-estimating the competition, with a stage OVER9000 turbo! He managed to win the Sunday Cup, and proceeded to the Clubman Cup...in a X2010 he managed to trade from a noob.
Edit: I like how we completely diverted to Bob's saga.
forgive me for leave me leaping over the plotholes 
