Greatest pranks thread

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Got any great prank stories to tell? It should be something unique though, none of that cling wrap on the toilet bowl stuff.

How about posting them here?

Oh, and by the way - make sure whatever you post here is legal to do...

I'll start.

Background:
Alright... most of you all know DarkLegion - at least most of you would before he got banned. Well, I still talk to him on MSN... he's an ok guy but he's VERY gullible. The other GTP'ers he talks to also realise that. In particular, he talks to Attilla_Da_Hun (i think i spelled that right) and me a lot. Anyways, Nick's (attilla) girlfriend also likes to joke around with Kris (DarkLegion).

It started off when Ash (Nick's girlfriend) got home from a trip... she told me of the friends she made and to tease, I started warping that to sound like she was screwing around with guys (yea, i can be mean sometimes). She got the idea to go along with that and invite Kris into the conversation knowing that he would tell Nick the moment he got online. We convinced Kris that she was cheating on Nick... Sooo, later that night, Kris invites me into a convo with Nick and of course, he told nick before checking if I was actually online. Soo, Nick was getting worried and I didn't have the heart to trick him into thinking Ashley was cheating on him. So, I told him what was up... and convinced nick to twist the prank around and hit kris really hard with it... Long story short, Nick went berserk, said he was going to meet ashley and end it all. After that, Nick blocked Kris off of msn and that was the end of it.

The next day, Ashley blocked kris as well. That was no fun, so I got her to log on as herself but pretend to be one of her "boyfriends" (now known as Mikey). That was fun because she was like "do you know where ash is? I didn't see her at school today". Predictably, Kris responded by telling this "mikey" character of the previous night and about nick... Mikey's response was to go nuts and deny that she would do that sort of thing. Next day, even more worried for not showing up.

Now, today - the REAL fun began.
The usual splurge of Mikey being worried... but then we added a twist. We let Nick back online as himself rather than as Mikey... now... you can read the log of the grand finale of the prank. I have the rest but it's this final bit where the climax was. This is where the truly interesting stuff happened :D

the log looks sucky but I couldn't help it. Miranda Messenger wasn't being very good today. In this situation, it's me acting as Mikey and as myself in two different instances of MSN

*I truly appologize for all the work that the swear filter had to do here*
If anyone finds this offensive, please tell me and I will take it off

dark: OMFG
dark: OMFG
dark: DUDE
dark: NICK IS HERE
dark: <Nick>tomarrow
dark: NICK YOU TEL HIM
dark: WARE THE **** YOU PUT ASH
dark: NOW
Mikey - very worried: who is this?
Mikey - very worried: is this that nick guy?
dark: YA
dark: NICK ****ING TELL HIM
dark: <Nick>what are you talking about
dark: NOW
Mikey - very worried: WHAT THE **** DID YOU DO TO HER?
dark: **** THAT
dark: Nick says:
after i beat the **** out of her with a tire iron
dark says:
wtf
dark says:
YOU ****ING BETTER BE JOKING
Nick says:
it was the first thing i pulled out y trunck
Nick says:
i just wanted to scare her
Nick says:
but i got carried away
eMadman says:
wtf man!!
Nick says:
she is still in my truck
dark: HE HAS THE COVERSTION
Mikey - very worried: ... tell me what the **** you did to her man!!!
dark: <Nick>im gonna check on her
dark: <Nick>brb
dark: DUDE NOT ME
dark: I'M TELLING YOU WHAT HE SAID
dark: TALK TO HIM
dark: DUDE
dark: YOU FKCING SICK BASTARD
dark: MIKE TALK HERE DUDE
Mikey - very worried: what the ****?!?!? what do you mean check on her? is she ok?
Mikey - very worried: is my baby ok?!?!?
dark: IDK
dark: TALK ON THE OTHER SCREEN DUDE
dark: NICK YOU SICK ASS ****
dark: YOUR SO GOING TO BURN FOR WAT YOU DID
dark: THIS IS SO ****ING NOT COOL
Mikey - very worried: dude, ****ing SAY something man!!
dark: OMFG
dark: DUDE
dark: TALK ON THE OTHER SCREEEN
dark: MIKE RIGHT HERE BUDD
dark: MIKE YOU HERE
Mikey - ready to kill: uh, yea
Mikey - ready to kill: hickup in the connection
dark: WTF
dark: BAH
dark: GD IT
Mikey - ready to kill: did he come back yet?
Mikey - ready to kill: where the **** is he?!?!?
dark: IDK
dark: nick you sick ass bastard
dark: <eMadman>****, i went afk for a bit... holy crap i missed a lot
dark: <eMadman>nick you ****er
dark: i know he lives in mass
dark: that all i know
dark: <Nick>dude i think i killed her
Mikey - ready to kill: what the ****?!?!?!?
dark: <Nick>i poped the truck and a strong stench came out
dark: <Nick>i had hr in there since tuesday
dark: omfg
dark: omfg
dark: i'm not ****ing seeing this
dark: i'm so ****ing not seeing this
Mikey - ready to kill: omgomgomg... yoiu kiollwsd hoiwr?!?!?
dark: this is all a ****ing dream
Mikey - ready to kill: you kajolled heor
dark: Mikey - ready to kill says:
what the ****?!?!?!?
Mikey - ready to kill says:
omgomgomg... yoiu kiollwsd hoiwr?!?!?
Mikey - ready to kill: *killed her
dark: Mikey - ready to kill says:
you kajolled heor
Mikey - ready to kill says:
*killed her
dark: emad do you know ware nick lives
dark: <eMadman>not really
dark: gd it
dark: someone call the fbi
dark: look all over mass
dark: that's all i know
dark: it's between boston that's as close as i know
dark: <Nick>you guys im sorry for all the sress
dark: <eMadman>what the **** man!?!?!?
dark: <Nick>i g2g dump my car in the river now before tey find it
dark: .....
dark: omfg
dark: <eMadman>you ****ing killed her?!?
dark: dude
dark: you ****ing ass
dark: <eMadman>eww dude, turn yourself in
Mikey - won bel ong Ash... I'll jopin yiu soon: ...you will die for this
dark: Mikey - won bel ong Ash... I'll jopin yiu soon says:
...you will die for this
dark: omfg
dark: omfg
dark: omfg
dark: emad this so gd better not be one of your sick ass pranks
dark: cuz this is way to ****ing far
Mikey - won bel ong Ash... I'll jopin yiu soon: whoat th2 fucvk u mean perank?
dark: nick and emad are known for pulling this kind of **** on me
dark: but **** this is way past cool
dark: ware the **** are you people
dark: emad this so gd better not be one of your sick ass pranks
dark says:
cuz this is way to ****ing far
dark says:
ware the **** are you people
dark says:
HELLO ****ING GD YOU PEOPLE
dark says:
I CANT STAY HERE BY MYSLEF
dark says:
THIS IS ****ING FREAKING ME OUT

A bit later


11:09:02 PM] dark: DUDE YOU HERR
[11:09:29 PM] eMadman || R: eh, yea, just got back - had to drive down
to get my mom's medicine
[11:09:39 PM] dark: emad this so gd better not be one of your sick ass
pranks
dark says:
cuz this is way to ****ing far
dark says:
ware the **** are you people
dark says:
HELLO ****ING GD YOU PEOPLE
dark says:
I CANT STAY HERE BY MYSLEF
dark says:
THIS IS ****ING FREAKING ME OUT
[11:11:20 PM] dark: bah
[11:11:22 PM] dark: damn you
[11:11:34 PM] eMadman || R: faaacckkk
[11:11:39 PM] eMadman || R: this ain't good man
[11:11:44 PM] dark: no really
[11:11:50 PM] dark: what ****ing was your first gd clue
[11:11:54 PM] Nick has been added to the conversation.
[11:11:59 PM] dark: nick
[11:12:01 PM] eMadman || R: dude, WHAT THE ****?
[11:12:29 PM] dark: you both have me freaked out is that wa you
wanted
[11:12:39 PM] dark: this joke has gone on way to ****ing long
[11:12:47 PM] Nick: not yet
[11:12:56 PM] Nick: i wanted to keep it going for 2 weeks
[11:13:01 PM] dark: wait
[11:13:02 PM] dark: what
[11:13:04 PM] Nick: but i started to get bored
[11:13:07 PM] dark: YOU MOTHER ****ERS
[11:13:08 PM] dark: OMFG
[11:13:11 PM] dark: YOU ****ING ASS ****S
[11:13:11 PM] Nick: LOL
[11:13:18 PM] dark: YOU REALLY ****ING KIDDING ME
[11:13:22 PM] Nick: gullable kris
[11:13:23 PM] dark: OMFG
[11:13:24 PM] eMadman || R: yup
[11:13:25 PM] dark: OMFG
[11:13:29 PM] Nick: lol
[11:13:30 PM] Nick: lol
[11:13:31 PM] dark: YOU BASTARDS
[11:13:34 PM] dark: WAIT
[11:13:39 PM] dark: THEN WHO THE **** IS THIS MIKE GUY
[11:13:42 PM] Nick: us
[11:13:44 PM] dark: OMFG
[11:13:46 PM] eMadman || R: msn name we created
[11:13:50 PM] Nick: we all have the apssword to that account
[11:13:52 PM] dark: YOU ****ING ASS ****S
[11:13:54 PM] dark: OMFG
[11:13:58 PM] Nick: nice one huh
[11:13:58 PM] eMadman || R: u can try it yourself if you want
[11:14:01 PM] dark: I **** KENW THIS ****ING ****
[11:14:04 PM] Nick: that was our best yet
[11:14:07 PM] dark: I WAS SO ****ING ON TO IT
[11:14:09 PM] dark: OMFG
[11:14:19 PM] Nick: and ever conver has been properly logged for
future amusement
[11:14:28 PM] eMadman || R: :D
[11:14:30 PM] Nick: ya we got you good
[11:14:32 PM] dark: YOU ****ING BUSTED YOUR SELF BY TELLING ME HER MOM
NEEDED THE PHONE
[11:14:39 PM] dark: OK WAIT
[11:14:45 PM] dark: WARE THE HELL IS SHE REALLY
[11:14:53 PM] Nick: at home
[11:14:57 PM] Nick: we had he block you
[11:15:00 PM] Nick: her
[11:15:10 PM] dark: I ****ING SHAKING
[11:15:11 PM] dark: BAH
[11:15:12 PM] Nick: it was her idea
[11:15:12 PM] dark: ****ERS
[11:15:13 PM] eMadman || R: at the moment she's just offline
[11:15:18 PM] dark: OK WAIT
[11:15:20 PM] eMadman || R: ACTUALLY
[11:15:24 PM] dark: SO THERE WAS NO OTHER GUYS
[11:15:27 PM] eMadman || R: we were supposed to burn both you AND
nick
[11:15:28 PM] Nick: naa
[11:15:40 PM] eMadman || R: no, she actually made friends at the
school but not that kind of friend
[11:15:47 PM] Nick: the joke was origenall on me too
[11:15:57 PM] Nick: but i yelled at ashley
[11:15:59 PM] Nick: and she felt bad
 
Emad, thats not even half of it. You should have posted the log from the very beginning of it. Post the whole thing. You left so much out. Also the order its in mkaes no sence. Wheres the logs when kris was trying to tell me about ashley? About how she was in my trucnk and blah blah. You just left so much out.

Torturing Kris we never get old. Remeber when we convinced him he got ripped off when he got his camera and almost returned it.
 
Ok so emad didnt put half the stuff that went along with this but its funny neways, yup, im ashley the one who started this whole thing, frecking funny as hell :)
 
Priceless.

I had a prank running on about four of my mates where I created an account and acquired a picture of a really hot girl. Long story short, the four of them ended up going to meet "her" and fancy this, no one showed!

I finally revealed it to them a couple of months ago. They weren't happy.
 
what *I* would have done if it was 4 of them is to have 1 of them end up meeting the other and do the same with the other 2.... Saaay, like tell target A to wear a red sweater and have target B look for someone wearing the red sweater :D
 
I was going to think up something to do when they were actually there like get one of my female friends to have them running all over the place looking for this girl but I happened to be ill on that day and I couldn't get out of bed.

I'm currently trying to mastermind a new prank...any suggestions emad?
 
Kris was my latest target... and in the past, my pranks on people haven't gone over all that great.

A couple of my friends are living in a house together. One of them was out of town for the weekend so, they called him up and said one of them had sex with someone on the guy's bed... They then left a few open condom wrappers on there :D

I *am* considering having a 12 foot wide banner printed saying something dorky along the lines of "There's no place like Root" or maybe even "Pwn3d" and hanging that from the wall on the parking lot by my school. If you consider that it faces one of the busiest intersections in my city, it should be pretty funny.

If not that then maybe a catapult and a ton of water balloons from up there :D
 

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