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Hi there gentlemen. I'm just testing to see if I can post to these forums. As my name implies I'm not in the 14yr-old category where I have halitosis and dreadful acne with pock-marked skin. I really do have a clean face and not a single spot on my which means I'm likely to get booted off. To confirm that possibility I take pride in my written and oral language skills and believe my command of english exceptional. Anyway, I bought GT5 today and I'm looking forward to using it.
 
If you're under the impression that every member here falls into the aforementioned category, you will find yourself given short shrift indeed.

Also, English is a proper noun and requires a capital letter.
 
Can you direct me to the wormhole you entered to buy GT5? I'd love to get it. And once you do, give me your PS3 since I don't have one.
 
Your wrong about the members on GTP. They're a bunch of yobs, the lot of 'em. I once got smashed in the face with a hockey puck by a fellow member here. He had arms the size of tree trunks with a tattoo on his face.

I'm not in the 14yr-old category where I have halitosis and dreadful acne with pock-marked skin.
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We need pics as proof.
 
I'm 16 and Ive never had a single acne spot on my face thanks very much.

Welcome 👍
 
Meh.

Blackheads are better, they add style. Whiteheads are overrated.
 
You came out swinging, didn't you?

For the record, I'm not 14 either, but I still have acne.

Deal with it.
 
Strange introduction but whatever, welcome to GTP.
 
Alex.
I'm 16 and Ive never had a single acne spot on my face thanks very much.

Welcome 👍
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Everybody has had at least one in their lifetime. No matter how big or small, myself included...

Anyway, welcome to GTP, and enjoy your stay :)
 
Mark T
Your wrong about the members on GTP. They're a bunch of yobs, the lot of 'em. I once got smashed in the face with a hockey puck by a fellow member here. He had arms the size of tree trunks with a tattoo on his face.



We need pics as proof.
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What a load of crap you **** *** ***** **** ***. Just wait till i find you, you **** *** *** ******, You're ******.

Oh... Hi CleanSkinNoAcne. Welcome :)
 
DQuaN
What a load of crap you big hunky sexy man. Just wait till i find you, you cute hot man slave*, You're ******.
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Fixed.

* So I missed one. I was in a hurry.

****** I'll leave this one the way DQuaN originally intended as it still fits.

:D
 
CleanSkinNoAcne
As my name implies I'm not in the 14yr-old category where I have halitosis and dreadful acne with pock-marked skin.
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:grumpy: I'm 14, and I have pretty clean skin, and good breath.

To confirm that possibility I take pride in my written and oral language skills and believe my command of english exceptional.
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You should have a command of the English language regardless. By accepting the AUP you agreed that you would.

Anyway, I bought GT5 today and I'm looking forward to using it.
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Fuh-hascinating.

Gee, someone I dislike, and they've made but one post. 👎
 
Dave A
Strange introduction but whatever, welcome to GTP.
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:odd: Welcome to GTP CleanSkinNoAcne, hope you enjoy playing GT5, while others are still stuck with GT4...... :(
I'm 16 (gonna be 17 this year) and I have even worse acne than my brother and sister put together! My face is even worse than the moon crater! :eek: Pimples, blackheads, whiteheads, scars, wounds, marks, pretty much everything! (Thats another reason why I never show my face around here..... :p) You really have to pity those 14year olds category who have halitosis and dreadful acne with pock-marked skin.......

[/END OF RANT]
 
superberkut
Yes, sorry for the inconvienient and somewhat arrogant method of post-tracking. That's not far off the mark; once again, I am 14 years old.
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No worries. At least you didn't start a thread about it.

Five plus years, thread worthy. Two thousand posts, not so much.

:D
 
Welcome to GTP CleanSkinNoAcne, enjoy your time here 👍 (Yes I hae acne, but I'm 18 and not worried- it really is quite comical as it's not my fault I have it)
 
Thanks guys for making me feel welcome (some of you at least). I'm glad someone spotted some intentional typos and a word omission. By the way, TopHat, I'm sure you're a decent kid at heart so I'll give you the benefit of any doubt.

What's the buzz with GT5 Prologue? I've never seen any other edition as I got my PS3 only a few months ago (sorry, menomena, it's not for sale) and it's my first ever console. Is it really substantially better than earlier editions? The graphics look superb. But if GT5P has so much going for it, why is there a long delay with the 'full' game?

Finally, if you want to know about my name, it's quite simple. My stereotyped image of a PS user fits into a certain category of emerging adulthood. I was joking about this with a work colleague and that's how it came about. I did indeed have numerous tubes of Clearasil in years past, and even now my wife does a facial inspection looking for swartkops. So far I've managed to stay ahead of the game. ;-)
 
By definition, I've never seen Spam with acne on it, because it has a metal face...just like the Lexus LF-A that's arriving at my door in the next day or so. I tend to take a Proactiv stance on these sorts of things, because bots get Oxy-cuted immediately here.

Can you find my spelling error, CleanSkinNoAcne? It may or may not be covered in intentional ****ing asterisks.
 

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