GT5 funnies

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hey guys this came to me last night while shuffle racing on nurb.

what is the funniest thing you have ever encountered on GT 5,4,3,ect.

just like last night while racing on shuffle i found GT5 likes to play jokes on its fellow gamers,my example is a buddy of mine was given a nascar in shuffel, the funniest part was it was midnight and it turns out nascars dont have headlights.....and i want to hear your funniest stories
 
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Drove the pacecar Skyline in a race, then told the driver in front of me to look behind him. He did, bungling a turn, allowing me to pass easily.

I also crack up on Madrid when people hit the pit barrier while trying to pass. Pure Wiley Coyote moments.
 
When someone tries to brake check you and you run them off the road/into a wall. :lol:

Fun times. :)
 
haha classic i love that ....and i think illl try the hey look behind you trick

the funniest part about the shuffle race was it was 3 laps long :lol:
 
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Ferrariman0212
haha classic i love that ....and i think illl try the hey look behind you trick

the funniest part about the shuffle race nas it was 3 laps long :lol:
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I was amazed it worked. Incredible how some people are drawn to shiny things, even though they know it's bad for 'em.
 
another great time is dirty nascar when your getting smashed all lap long and right before the start/finish you throw them into the pits X)
 
Ferrariman0212
another great time is dirty nascar when your getting smashed all lap long and right before the start/finish you throw them into the pits X)
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It was better on Prologue when going into the pits did nothing! :lol:
 
We were doing practice for our race club at Monza (no chicane).
Towards the end of the session the front man decided to have some fun on the grass and tried to take out the brake markers at the end of the main straight.
As you may know, the brake markers on Monza are solid. He didn't!
150 mph to zero in a fraction.
Half the field went off in the next corner because we were laughing so hard.
 
haha I was on a track day at the Nurburgring at night, I was in the pace car and parked at the end of the back straight... I made 4 cars in a row crash. I felt like a total ass but that's when I feel best about life so...
 
Hearing a grown man shouting at a kid who agreed to give him a gold chrome paint chip after a trade and didn't deliver.

Priceless.
 
TankAss95
Hearing a grown man shouting at a kid who agreed to give him a gold chrome paint chip after a trade and didn't deliver.

Priceless.
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Indeed :lol:
 
When my driver was in a go-kart and hit his head on the bottom of a tank car, fell out got ran over then got up and 💡 got back in the go-kart
 
quavers
When my driver was in a go-kart and hit his head on the bottom of a tank car, fell out got ran over then got up and 💡 got back in the go-kart
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Somehow I find that hard to believe.
 
quavers
When my driver was in a go-kart and hit his head on the bottom of a tank car, fell out got ran over then got up and 💡 got back in the go-kart
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I also doubt this. I've never seen (or heard) of the driver separating himself from the kart, despite my best efforts. 👎
 
When someone claims to have the rarest car, then I change into that car and tell them its not rare.
 
quavers
When my driver was in a go-kart and hit his head on the bottom of a tank car, fell out got ran over then got up and 💡 got back in the go-kart
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Could we have a video?
 
When ppl drag race and your the ghost and you park aways back and right when the racers are coming unghost and the racers smash into you and they go insane lol
 
sorry it was my first post in a while and I wanted to make it so funny that its fake
 
BoostedCRX
When ppl drag race and your the ghost and you park aways back and right when the racers are coming unghost and the racers smash into you and they go insane lol
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This is sooooo not cool. 👎
 
That's annoying.
 
Racing NASCAR cars at Indy. I was leading the last lap with another guy right behind me. Coming out of turn 4, I headed straight for the end of the pit wall knowing the guy would follow me to stay in my draft. At the last second, I swerve to avoid the wall and, well, you can guess where he ended up, lol. Smack dab head on into that wall, lol. From 200mph to a dead stop in an instant!!! He was pissed but hey, I didn't tell him to follow me. I have done that same move more than once since then. Funny how people will follow the leader, no matter where I go, lol.
 
Dirty nascar at Daytona + Laggy connection due to the missus watching streaming TV on the laptop = Instant chaos!
One of the racers I usually run with was clearly heard over the headset screaming "oh my god, here he comes again! KEEP AWAY FROM ME, PLEASE!!!"

Later that same night we ran a rally cars event on Grand Valley and one of the other regulars fell asleep during the race. He had us all in fits of laughter when he started snoring over his headset too. Despite repeatedly ramming his car to vibrate his controller he didn't wake up, just stayed in the gravel on the first corner snoring away his race.
 
Shunting a opponent onto the hump in the final turn before the finish line at Trial Mountain and watching his car roll in your rear view!!! Thats a classic :sly:
 
The funniest was my brother and 3 mates and I on trial mountain I was in first my brother second all three of us hit the hump one after the other like a set of dominoes we fell one after the other.
 
Pushing the person in 1st place off and making him last
 
Me and some mates (and some random people online) were doing some 12 player NASCAR races at Daytona, just wait until someone loses their tyres or misjudges a corner. Just like real NASCAR, everyone crashes...
 
Where do I start?

Take these ingrediants:
-An Indy Drag Room
-A Troll/Noob/Kid
-A Veyron
-A Handbrake & Start Button

:lol::
 
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