GT5 Memes (NO profanity/stupidity/obvious re-use/flooding)

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I wouldn't really say that was exaggerated. Would you deny that there are over 1000 cars in GT5?
There is a HUGE, MASSIVE difference between stating a number of cars in a game compared to the cars that are actually complete and can be used for everything in the game with all the features. 800 PSP ported standard cars do not count as 1000 cars. As an example: You still cant take the 800 standard cars to the photo travel. There are about 200 finished cars in GT5. Thats like saying you have 1000 quarters in your bank yet 800 of those are actually pennies. :lol:

Now if PD had actually put out 1000 premium "finished" cars, that would have been very impressive.

So dont get your hopes too high about tracks. Some might count as reverse tracks, or section tracks, could be anything to exaggerate the number.
 
There is a HUGE, MASSIVE difference between stating a number of cars in a game compared to the cars that are actually complete and can be used for everything in the game with all the features. 800 PSP ported standard cars do not count as 1000 cars. As an example: You still cant take the 800 standard cars to the photo travel. There are about 200 finished cars in GT5. Thats like saying you have 1000 quarters in your bank yet 800 of those are actually pennies. :lol:

But did PD say "GT5 will have 1000 cars that are completely modeled with 500,000 polygons and will be able to be sued with every single aspect of the game"? No. Do 800 PSP ported cars count as 800 cars? Yes. Can you drive and race them? Yes. It would be more like saying you have 1000 coins in the bank and 800 of them are pennies.
 
The question is............will all the tracks be premium?? :lol:
Keep in mind PD loves to exaggerate numbers to raise hype. 1000 cars in GT5 sound familiar. So plug in the PD conversion and you get. "Large number of tracks" = 20% completed tracks. :sly:

Going to have to agree with you here. They did it with Gran Turismo 5, so they might do it with Gran Turismo 6. But seriously, if I see Standard and Premium divisions for tracks then I will stop buying Gran Turismo games.

/Serious

EDIT: They might import all the tracks from Gran Turismo 4 and work on probably about 4-8 original ones (Premium).
 
So many falling-hat jokes now because of Lucas :lol:

Just wait till GT6 rolls around, and if it's track amount doesn't knock hats off.

Scumbag Lucas:
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And now, for a formal introduction from Clarkson...
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I thought the saying was knock your socks off? :odd:

It is, but all these "Knock your hat off" memes are to take the p*** out Lucas Ordonez claiming that GT6 will be so amazing it will make a hat fall off your head.
 
It is, but all these "Knock your hat off" memes are to take the p*** out Lucas Ordonez claiming that GT6 will be so amazing it will make a hat fall off your head.

Ever heard of a foreign language? It is funny to our ears, but it works both ways! ;)
Besides, I think it was the Polish person interviewing Lucas that came up with that particular idiom.
 
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First "Annoying FB Girl" post in GTPlanet? Isnt it? O:

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I see "No Complaints" will have to be added to the thread title since this is beginning to look a little too much like the Funny Pic Thread.
 
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