Having had enough of Kaz's evasiveness I decided to go get some answers myself from the man. Locating him finally, I started to fire the usual questions at him. He stood there, inscrutable as always and never gave me a proper answer. Because this, because that.
Because Kaz! I told him.
Uh uh, he said. C'mon Kaz, Answers! I demanded. Nothing doing.
Forget huffing and puffing, I told him. Why don't we get what we want?
Oh! Puh-leeese! I told him. Don't blame Forza. What is the truth? No more going around in circles. Why are you like this?
He was starting to get nervous, looking shifty as hell. I knew I was going to get a solid answer from him soon. Finally he came out with it.
Damn you, Kaz! I yelled, I've had enough of your bloody Skylines. Why are you punishing us?? Why? Why?
He finally looks me in the eye - yeah, that look - that one - and he finally tells me:
What?! I scream. You blame us now?
But he doesn't say anymore. He is starting to look real furtive now. This is Curious Kaz at his most inscrutable.
Out with it! I demand. I want the truth, now. There has to be a reason for all this uproar you are causing at GTPlanet.
He lit another cigarette, and squinted at me through the smoke, and I saw the look in his eyes when he finally gave me the real reason why he is punishing us.
Credits to Matty, RACECAR, and Daan for the evolution of this meme. I give you Curious Kaz - the man with all the answers.