GT5 Memes (NO profanity/stupidity/obvious re-use/flooding)

[rumblina]

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Would have been funnier if it was Jeff Gordon

 

[Mic_Col]

Allmendinger PP test fail

Now that's real good!!!!

Internets to you good sir.

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[themartlab]

Now that's real good!!!!

Internets to you good sir.

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Thanks! I've got a flash when i heard that on the news.

To follow yours:

 

[CorvetteConquer]

 

[gamerdog6482]

Micra/March DLC

Would be better than a Skyline.

 

[themartlab]

Would be better than a Skyline.

If we get a micra for next dlc, i stop playing gt5.

 

[gamerdog6482]

If we get a Micra for the next DLC, i will stop playing GT5.

Really?
I would try to be unique with it. I would create six different tunes for it: drag, drift, road, dirt, snow, and wheelie. Yes, I would figure out how to wheelie a March. Then I would give it Maziora wheels and paint it Gold Chrome, and enter a lobby listed as "Race for Real".

 

[obsessive rules]

If we get a micra for next dlc, i stop playing gt5.

Unless its a nismo.

 

[gamerdog6482]

Unless its a nismo.

Leave it to Kaz. You know he'll create something like a ARTA Xanavi Raybrig Motul Pitwork Nismo Castrol Blitz AEM Amuse Grand Touring Garage Micra GT-R SpecV. Then he'll give us two more, a standard version, eight versons that says "March" instead of "Micra", a rally version, a race version, a rally raid version, a WRC version, a NASCAR version, a F1 version, a Sebastion Vettel version, a GTAcademy version, a pace car version, and a version that has all the innards of a Skyline. Oh! I frogot the Red Bull X20March, the Red Bull X20March Carbon Prototype, the Red Bull X20March S. Vettel, and the Red Bull X20Micra Prototype.

 

[obsessive rules]

You also forgot the formula march turismo.

 

[Savolainen83]

Leave it to Kaz. You know he'll create something like a ARTA Xanavi Raybrig Motul Pitwork Nismo Castrol Blitz AEM Amuse Grand Touring Garage Micra GT-R SpecV. Then he'll give us two more, a standard version, eight versons that says "March" instead of "Micra", a rally version, a race version, a rally raid version, a WRC version, a NASCAR version, a F1 version, a Sebastion Vettel version, a GTAcademy version, a pace car version, and a version that has all the innards of a Skyline. Oh! I frogot the Red Bull X20March, the Red Bull X20March Carbon Prototype, the Red Bull X20March S. Vettel, and the Red Bull X20Micra Prototype.

Umm... I think you forgot the Red Bull X20Micra dealer version. You know, the one that you can paint yourself.

 

[gamerdog6482]

Umm... I think you forgot the Red Bull X20Micra dealer version. You know, the one that you can paint yourself.

That's the good old RB X20March, but I did forget the Red Bull X21March. That one comes in later DLC, though. Along with the ARTA Xanavi Raybrig Motul Pitwork Nismo Castrol Blitz AEM Amuse Grand Touring Garage Micra GT-R SpecV Touring Car. And the Ferrari FMicra. McLaren MarchP4-12C. RUF CTR6 "Yellow March". Chapperal MarchJ. Nissan 370 March. MarchX-5 Micriata?

 

[themartlab]

Really?
I would try to be unique with it. I would create six different tunes for it: drag, drift, road, dirt, snow, and wheelie. Yes, I would figure out how to wheelie a March. Then I would give it Maziora wheels and paint it Gold Chrome, and enter a lobby listed as "Race for Real".

I don't want to compare again gt5 vs THE other but we I see all the awesome cars that we could have vs a Micra ( for example) I think PD is making fun of us. Stop selling us Nissan fwd electric crap please.

 

[gamerdog6482]

I don't want to compare again gt5 vs THE other but we I see all the awesome cars that we could have vs a Micra ( for example) I think PD is making fun of us. Stop selling us Nissan fwd electric crap please.

The Micra isn't electric. OH! You mean the Leaf! Keep in mind the 2015 Acura NSX is electric. Not completely, but still electric.


GO TEAM ARTA Xanavi Raybrig Motul Pitwork Nismo Castrol Blitz AEM Amuse Grand Touring Garage Micra GT-R SpecV!!!

 

[masterrawad]

who even gives a flying 🤬 about nissans anymore? show me a good one and I'll care.

http://[domain blocked due to malware]/instances/400x/23163211.jpg

 

[nealcropper]

No profanity?

 

[gamerdog6482]

No profanity?

Yeah, that was in the OP and title, why are you asking? And masterrawad, that was actually funny...

 

[Ryk]

Three posts too late

(Bit late posting this one)
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GT5 Cash Bonanza with Lorne Greene

 

[gamerdog6482]

So true...I still haven't beaten one.

 

[Ryk]

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Out of my way, Sucka!

 

[obsessive rules]

So true...I still haven't beaten one.

I haven't tried. Rh tyres? Lolno, we don't even get to use RS or rm tyres like a normal f1 race would allow. I'll stick to the fgt championship thanks.

 

[Ryk]

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Fear and Doubt over Formula One!

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Cutting corners is bad!

 

[MSTER232]

I don't get it ?

Thanks! I've got a flash when i heard that on the news.

To follow yours:

 

[RACECAR]

Shouldn't it go more like:

"AJ Allmendinger Suspended. Exceeds PP Limit"

 

[themartlab]

I don't get it ?

Which one you don't get? Allmendinger or Bugatti?


@Racecar: yeah, also!

 

[MSTER232]

Which one you don't get? Allmendinger or Bugatti?


@Racecar: yeah, also!

Allmendiger. The Buggatti meme is pretty obvious but still funny.

 

[obsessive rules]

No pelicans involved in that crash.

 

[gamerdog6482]

I don't get it

Allmendinger was a NASCAR driver who failed a drug test. That's all I'll say.

 

[obsessive rules]

Allmendinger was a NASCAR driver who failed a drug test. That's all I'll say.

Ahhh. See what you did there.

 

[Mic_Col]

Looks like the Allmendinger one went over a few people's heads. It's one of those things where if you didn't know, then you're bound to be confused.

That said, the confusion has been funny to watch.

PP - say it out loud you'll get the meaning.