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I just made it to have a thread to put all the funniest moments that have happened while playing Vice City. If a thread like this already exists, then sorry.

Anyways, here is my story.

It is kinda short. I was in Ocean Beach over a building. When you go through that spiral parking lot. Then you make the unique jump stunt, and you land on that building. Well, I was over that building. I was doing all the U.S.J (Unique Stunt Jumps), and happened to register that one. So I drove my PCJ600 towards the edge to get out of the building and I landed over a pedestrian. I knew it, because I heard that noise, like a splatted bug. Then I pressed the shoulder buttons to look back, and noticed that the landing was apparently so hard, that the pedestrian flew upwards at an exact 90 degree angle, and he fall. It looked like a pedestrian had fallen from the sky. It really hilarious.
 
Well i have one recent story, that's half funny half glitchey.

I was cruising around visport the other day and i looked up and there was this car floating above me, but it was just driving around like normal so i follwed it around for awhile and finally it came to a stop at a red light so i quickley jumped out of my car and pulled out my PSG-1 sniper rifle and blew off the drivers head and the car came crashing down ontop of a ped, he didn't even see it coming. It was hilarious! :lol:
 
There are lots of funny stuff that happenes witth the police, since they are so crap at driving. Sometimes they jump straight in to water, or in to a wall, or even run over each other...
 
The first time I used the L3 'jump' feature of the taxis on a unique jump, I landed right on top of a passing motorcycle.

I also had a tank follow me right off the end of a pier into the water as I took off in a helicopter.
 
I was doing some jumps when I fell off the bike in mid air. When I found my bike, it was lying beside a dead cop. It hit him as he was doing his beat. Didn't get no stars or nothing. Serves him right....


KM.
 
The first time I used the L3 'jump' feature of the taxis on a unique jump, I landed right on top of a passing motorcycle.
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Well i have one recent story, that's half funny half glitchey.

I was cruising around visport the other day and i looked up and there was this car floating above me, but it was just driving around like normal so i follwed it around for awhile and finally it came to a stop at a red light so i quickley jumped out of my car and pulled out my PSG-1 sniper rifle and blew off the drivers head and the car came crashing down ontop of a ped, he didn't even see it coming. It was hilarious!
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About the funniest thing that has happened to me so far is a cop jumped out right in front of my car as I was zooming by. :odd:
 
Originally posted by Integra Type R
About the funniest thing that has happened to me so far is a cop jumped out right in front of my car as I was zooming by. :odd:
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Yeah, same thing happens to me, pedestrians just throw themselves in front of the car, along with officers...:odd:
 
Given the AI of the people that hang around the pier south of the lighthouse, it's pretty funny to simply shoot a gun off and watch everybody run off the edge in panic and fall into the water... so many corpses. :lol: :rolleyes:
I get a kick out of threathing people with a car pretending I'm going to run them over, some of their lines when they jump out of the way are simply hilarious . :D
 
Well somehow..I started shooting behind me in a Tank and I took off in the air..Pretty funny at first..So I tried getting as high as helicopters do..I kept firing and eventually I went so high into the clouds I couldn't see the ground anymore..and I was just floating and free flying..pretty weird I think..
 
Originally posted by Tercel_driver
I just made it to have a thread to put all the funniest moments that have happened while playing Vice City. If a thread like this already exists, then sorry.

Anyways, here is my story.

It is kinda short. I was in Ocean Beach over a building. When you go through that spiral parking lot. Then you make the unique jump stunt, and you land on that building. Well, I was over that building. I was doing all the U.S.J (Unique Stunt Jumps), and happened to register that one. So I drove my PCJ600 towards the edge to get out of the building and I landed over a pedestrian. I knew it, because I heard that noise, like a splatted bug. Then I pressed the shoulder buttons to look back, and noticed that the landing was apparently so hard, that the pedestrian flew upwards at an exact 90 degree angle, and he fall. It looked like a pedestrian had fallen from the sky. It really hilarious.
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Had that once.
But mine landed on top of a roof with me. my bike landed on the ground when it hit the edge of a wall throwing me off and 'teleporting' the pedestrian up.
 
:lol: Something halfway funny finally happened! I was going to do the last street race for Sunshine Auto's and I didn't really feel like racing the ther cars, so I took a rocket launcher and tried to blow all the cars up at once. You have to fire the rocket right in the middle of all the cars, but I missed and I hit the last car. :mad: So I tried to catch up with the other cars, but I was in a VooDoo so there was no was I was gonna catch up. So I went to the corner where the police station is in Downtown and waited for the 2 cars to come by. One car went by and I blew him up :D Then the other came by and I fired and missed. :mad: So I started to chase him down. We eventually ended up in Haitian territory so I had to hurry and blow him up. I got out of my car and I aimed and I missed again! This left me with 16 health :nervous:. I chased after the car a little more and to my surprise, when he went around a corner, he hit a pole and got stuck right in the middle of it!! So I took out my rocket launcher with my 1 remaining rocket and blew him to bits :cool:. I then drove back to Ocean Beach and began the race all by myself. All in all, it took me almost 20 minutes to finish this race :lol:

[edit]This is my official longest post :lol:[/edit]
 
One of the easiest ways to see a pedestrian fly up in a 90 degree angle is running them over with a Caddy or Boxville, I think Ambulances work good too.
 
Well i too was going to do the last Sunshine Auto's Race, and i too tried to blow up all the cars with rockets except i missed one and i had no car, so i couldn't chase after him, so i remebered from doing the race so many times what the last turn you had to atke was, so i went and grabbed a whole bunch of cars, made a massive roadblock and stood ontop of it for quite awhile (i was not going to lose this race :lol:) and when i had thought that i had the wrong turn or sometjing the stupid guy came flying around the corner and straight into my roadblock, i then casually walked a little ways back took aim with my rocket launcher and BOOM! Little to say, i won the race :D
 
Originally posted by 2ez2KiLL
I ran over someone once...
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I'd sure like to do that one day in Vice City...:odd:
 
aaaahhhh
heres a way to have great fun
put the boats fly cheat on and the ladies man cheat on,
then get a good crowd of girls following u, head to the docks and get in the speed boat, the girls jump in, and they cant sit down, when the boat starts to fly doa nose dive and the girls fly out of the boat and into the sky and somtimes they splat down in your boat and the dead body just floats inn the boat!!!! :ouch:
 
Yeah I've heard about that one! Might give it a try next time I play Vice City (don't play that often anymore, can't wait 'til SA...Blake understand :dopey: !)
 
Old thread but meh, had quite a good time reaing through all the old replies:tup:

And yes Jimmy, I know what you mean;)
 
Lol, didn't look at the date of this, it's almost exactly a year after the last post was made that seansheep posted...Oh well, I found it funny. :dopey:
 
Can you stop that, one thread fine, but please don't make this a habbit or I WILL report you.
 
Calm down Blake, you're starting to scare me! :scared: If you're talking about me bringing up this thread, I didn't think it is very old (less than a month), but trust me, I won't bring up anymore old threads unless I really have a legitimate response. 👍
 
He's not talking about this one. He's talking about the Flying Tank thread, and the fact you've just said "You can't beat mine...", he's just giving a warning.
 
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