GTP Alternative Cool Wall: 2001 Solid Gold Toilet

2001 Solid Gold Toilet

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Solid Gold Toilet

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Made from: 24-Carat Gold.
Worth: USD$21 million. Value varies depending on how much you need the loo.
Notable uses: Going to the toilet. Displaying your excessive wealth.
Location: Hong Kong
Built: 2001.
Crew: One.
See Also: Taste.
Trivia: Featured at #7 on TIME's list of famous toilets. Photographed against the sign's wishes.​
 
"Hey, gurl. Have I told you about my golden pooper?"

What a conversation piece. Does it come with a diamond incrusted toilet brush?
 
You **** in it, exactly the same way you **** in every "normal" toilet.

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

SU
 
What a :censored:y way to say I have money. Seriously uncool.
 
The gold would actually put me off when doing my business, it's so garish, seriously uncool.
 
Hahaha this is incredible. I don't know if seriously uncool or absolute sub zero because troll.
 
How to flush ones money down the bog in the most opulent way possible.

Seriously Uncool.
 
So, humm..

21 million? There's a whole list of what I can do rather than... this.

That involves starting a charity I call: NO MORE GOLDEN TOILETS BECAUSE IT'S A HORRIBLE IDEA AND YOU SHOULD MAKE USE OF THAT GOLD JUST DONT SMELT IT BECAUSE WE DONT WANT CRAP ON OUR FINGERS MAYBE THIS IS THE CHROME GOLD THATS ON 8 YEAR OLD CAR ENTHUSIASTS IN GTA V AND GT6 ALSO I DID SAY ITS A HORRIBLE IDEA TO MAKE A GOLDEN TOILET BECAUSE GOLDEN KITCHENS ARE THE IN THING TODAY ITS EVIDENT SOMEPLAYADUDE NEEDS SLEEP BUT HE DONT CARE FOO AND HE HATES THE IDEA OF A GOLDEN TOILET ITS LITERALLY A CRAP IDEA AND WHOEVER DID THIS AND IS REPONSIBLE FOR THIS IS TO BE PUT THROUGH WW2 TORTURE CHAMBERS AND MAKE THEIR DEATHS SLOW BECAUSE THEY WASTE MONEY AND I DONT LIKE THEM AND ITS A HORRIBLE IDEA TO EVEN HAVE A THOUGHT DID YOU THINK I HATE MILITARY OBJECTS ON THIS WALL WELL THINK AGAIN THIS IS SOMETHING DEEPER IN HELL THAN THE DEVEL SIXTEEN YAH I KNOW THIS IS A LONG RANT SPONSORED BY NOBODY GIVES A CRAP AND DID I MENTION THIS IS A HORRBLE IDEA?!
 
Seriously Uncool.

This would just make the Roto-Rooter guy think he can overcharge.
 
Send this thing to Hell. Wait no, send it below Hell, and destroy all evidence of it's existence. 👎

Seriously Uncool to the max.
 
Adamgp
Seriously Uncool.

This would just make the Roto-Rooter guy think he can overcharge.
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If you can afford this, you can afford your own Roto-Rooter guy.
 
Won't corrode... about the best thing I can say.
 
Holy crap! Just imagine how bloody cold the gold would feel when you're touching down first thing in the morning.

SU!
 
WHY?
Literally flushing money down the toilet...
 
Uncool. Too cold and slippery for my rear cheeks.

And the "no photos" sign?
 
Well, this was a 🤬 idea.


Seriously Uncool.
 
It's Satan's throne.

Go hell it goes.
 
I don't care if I'm worth a trillion dollars, I'd never buy one........ but I do find it 'cool' that it exists. It amuses me. So sorry. :dopey:
 
I'm confused as to why someone needs 3 waste bins next to the toilet.:confused:
 
Seriously uncool. It's a golden toilet as old as me. Ew.
 
Sub Zero. I would totally do normal human processes on that.
 
What's so special about gold ? It's just normal metal. I don't really care if there's no gold in this world :lol: or if it's as common as iron. Who the hell made it a currency ? Is it because of it's color or rarity ? Gold Toilet, it's unique and shows the owner's view, it's just metal, a chemical element, nothing more and nothing less. SZ.
 
SZ because why the hell not!
 
Isn't this what all ladies pub toilets look like? Meh.
 
Yes, and they crap glitter and rainbows.
 
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