GTP Alternative Cool Wall: Toast

[Roger the Horse]

Nominated by @MoLiEG

TOAST

Production: Since whenever someone first accidentally mildly burnt some bread and found that it actually tasted quite nice.
Flavour: Awesome.
Power: Infinite.
Ingredients & prepararion: Water + Flour + Oven = Bread. The you cut it in slices. Finally, you toast it.

More info here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast​

 

[SomePlayaDude]

Sure, we all wake up with it in our mouth in the morning. Not me, but i like it with some blueberry or Nutella or something like that. It's turned meh for me, but no doubt i do like to eat bread toasted.

And this came to mind, though it has nothing to do with regular toast.

 

[Roger the Horse]

Toast is usually the opposite of cool. It's that thing you put hagel slag or marmite on and then have for breakfast. Breakfast isn't cool. Everyone looks groggy and miserable when they're having breakfast, regardless of how they actually are.

Saved from seriously uncool by the alternate universe.

 

[CinnamonOD]

Cool

 

[Lizard]

I really love bread and toast.

SZ.

 

[daan]

 

[Slash]

Cool. I don't eat it like I used to as a kid, but still enjoy it from time to time.

 

[The Bman]

Often comes out burned and black.

Uncool.

 

[JAHHAJ]

I don't care much for toast, it's quite plain and boring on it's own, meh.

 

[Wiegert]

 

[GranTurismo916]

Sub-Zero. It's bread. Bread tastes good. Tastes good = cool. Tastes good and comes in infinite varieties = Sub-Zero.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Who thought "Lets cook this dough. OK cool, why not COOK IT AGAIN?????"

 

[GranTurismo916]

Who thought "Lets cook this dough. OK cool, why no COOK IT AGAIN?????"

Whoever did is a genius.

 

[DurWinning]

SZ because....... well it's toast.

 

[AudiMan2011]

The Camry of the food world. Seriously Uncool.

 

[Adamgp]

Sub Zero.

Best thing since sliced bread.

 

[Jahgee]

Cool toast is just a slice of bread, I like my toast burnt almost, so Seriously Uncool

 

[Legro]

It can't escape the fact that you probably don't even think much about it when you eat it. Meh.

 

[Jet Badger]

Screw toasted bread. Real men eat theirs raw!

 

[DG_Silva]

Sub Zero. Combined with cheese, you get the absolute manna that is cheese on toast. Without it, the melted cheese would burn your hands...

 

[C-ZETA]

I like mine hot, rather than cool.

 

[Cano]

sub zero.

 

[Mikeybc]

Since Elwood likes dry white toast with nothing to drink I'll vote sub-zero.

 

[Aesthetics]

Seriously uncool, just like the last one I made.

It's good, but do I really think it's amazing and cool? No, it's just like every other breakfast food.

 

[Ameer67]

Breakfast wouldn't be complete without it. Subzero.

 

[titleguy1]

The Camry of the food world. Seriously Uncool.

Well, all a Camry is is meh. So it gets a meh.

That is a Camry with Nutella a V8.

 

[Downhill Dino]

Often comes out burned and black.

User error.

Cool.

 

[AnthonyD1993]

Sub-Zero. Amazing food. I could live off it for a while if I really wanted to, and to be frank, it has been the result of an untimely demise for a loaf of bread.

 

[Daniel]

 

[Blitz24]

Screw toasted bread. Real men eat theirs raw!

So you're the guy I see running around the wheat field late at night noshing on wheat stalks.