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Sorry for the delay but the results have been counted and the winners can be revealed!
The results for the GTP Awards® 2009 are as follows.
Most Knowledgeable
Famine!!
(I am seriously considering renaming this to the Famine award and excluding him to release his monopoly on it!!)
Best Quote
///M-Spec!
///M-SpecWell, it's not my concern for the road itself or even the risk of personal life and limb. I'm not worried too much about staying on the road. It would be the argument I would be having with myself while on it.
It'd be like a little angel and devil sitting on either shoulder and the convo would go something like this.
Right shoulder: Okay, remember now, this is a public road. Be nice and follow the rules.
Left shoulder: Gogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogo. Apex right next to that pile of leaves. Gogogogogogogogog. There's no cars in the other lane, cut that corner you thumb sucking candy-ass! Gogogogogogogogogogo.
Right shoulder: What, are you trying to kill somebody??! Save it for the track!
Left shoulder: Gogogogogogo. Don't lift for that one up ahead, you can totally take that flat out.
Right shoulder: OMG! Slow down! It's a blind corner! There could be a person standing by the side of the road taking pictures!
Left shoulder: You just left at least 12 mph of exit speed on that last corner, you cheese-****. GogogogogogogoGO!!!
Right shoulder: I think the pads are melting....
Left shoulder: STFU. That's because he's listening to your lame ass and using them too much. Gogogogogogogogogogogo.
Right shoulder: Um. Your passenger looks nauseous. Better back off.
Left shoulder: ******* SLOW ****** GET OFF THE ROAD. Screw the double yellow, go around them. Gogogogogogo.
Right shoulder: Jesus, Mary, Mother and Joseph! She's gonna hurl!
Left shoulder: D000D! you TOTALLY just got air coming over that! That was EPIC!!! Gogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogo.
Right shoulder: .....And those would be police lights.
Left shoulder: Pah! Let's see if Smokey can catch THIS!
Anyway, I think the restraint of a monk would be required
M
Best Thread
UnoMoto!
The amazing and cool photo thread
Most Helpful
Famine!
Friendliest
A tie between...
Smallhorses!
and
Homeforsummer!
Funniest
Omnis!
Best Avatar/Title/Sig combo
Touring Mars!
Biggest impression on GTP
A tie between...
Famine, daan, Interludes, Jordan and Leonaide!
Most likley to be wheeled off to the nut house
A tie between...
Danny, PJ-FFL and Tom Servo!
Most Improved member/Best Turnaround
Stignumbers!
Most Opinionated
Joey!
Most likely to be crowned a moderator
Foolkiller
Best new member
80Y 2C2!
Darwin Award
PJ-FFL!
Congratulations to all the winners.
See you all next year for the next awards!