GTP Cool Wall: 1969 Oscar Mayer Wienermobile

[playnthru]

I prefer hamburgers myself.

 

[Wolfe]

Must be Cool, or else the sausages would go bad.

 

[cjr3559]

This one has me stumped. It's so uncool it's sub zero.

So I voted meh.

 

[homeforsummer]

I love the whimsy of vehicles like this, and the world is a better place for their existence. The Outspan orange car based on a shortened floorpan Mini was another example:

But ultimately, you're driving around in a car that looks a bit like a penis. It's one thing driving a car that makes you look like you have a tiny wang, it's quite another to drive a car that looks like a wang itself. SU.

 

[Epic B]

It's certainly... interesting. But I don't see the point other than advertising. No, I'm not going there.

 

[huskeR32]

Well, it is iconic, that's for sure, but I'm not sure if I could live with all the wiener jokes. Or the fact that I'd be driving a "Wienermobile", much less with a new Mini Cooper chassis.

Out of curiosity, what don't you like about the chassis of a modern Mini? In my limited experience behind the wheel of one, I found it to be a fantastic little car to romp around in.

 

[Mikeybc]

The ultimate vehicle for the person who feels the need to compensate for something .

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

I love the whimsy of vehicles like this, and the world is a better place for their existence. The Outspan orange car based on a shortened floorpan Mini was another example:

But ultimately, you're driving around in a car that looks a bit like a penis. It's one thing driving a car that makes you look like you have a tiny wang, it's quite another to drive a car that looks like a wang itself. SU.

I always preferred the Cadbury's Creme Egg car.

 

[bremics]

Super Sub-Zero.

 

[Snorevette]

Anyone who drives this is clearly too cool to care about what other people think of them. Sub zero.

 

[JR98]

Anyone who drives this is clearly too cool to care about what other people think of them. Sub zero.

Or was forced too...

 

[Epic B]

I always preferred the Cadbury's Creme Egg car.

Okay, that's funny. Now I want a Creme Egg.

 

[Ingram]

Because nobody has posted it yet, here it is tackling the corkscrew:

It'll certainly bring a smile to people's faces, but cool? Nah.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Out of curiosity, what don't you like about the chassis of a modern Mini? In my limited experience behind the wheel of one, I found it to be a fantastic little car to romp around in.

Not that I have any problem with new Minis (quite the contrary actually, I like them), it's just the fact that people who know that will probably point out "Oh hey, nice German sausage. Does the Mini chassis come as standard?". You know, the same sort of people who would pelt you with wiener jokes if they saw you driving one of these things...

 

[Tyger]

I love the whimsy of vehicles like this, and the world is a better place for their existence. The Outspan orange car based on a shortened floorpan Mini was another example:

Curses, I just had an almost identical pic lined up to share

Anyway, easy Sub Meatball

 

[Jahgee]

Seriously Uncool, because the best hot dogs are Ball Park Angus Beef Bun Length

 

[Panoz]

The only hot dogs I eat is chili dogs.

 

[Spitfiredwod]

Im just going to give this one a "Meh".

Sure its iconic and all, but its a hot dog on wheels. I dont want to drive a hot dog on wheels.

 

[ToyGTone]

Weiner jokes
Weiner Jokes Everywhere!

 

[Sage Ages]

And how would you explain to your freinds what you drive?

The Weinermobile is pretty self explanatory.

 

[JR98]

The Weinermobile is pretty self explanatory.

You don't say... Sounds like a crappy version of the Batmobile.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

You don't say... Sounds like a crappy version of the Batmobile.

I can picture this sort of conversation:

"Hey, you're driving a Batmobile?"

"No, it's the Weinermobile."

"So, it's the kids' version of the Batmobile, right?"

 

[Sage Ages]

It's a weiner. It's not exactly hard to explain.

 

[JR98]

I can picture this sort of conversation:

"Hey, you're driving a Batmobile?"

"No, it's the Weinermobile."

"So, it's the kids' version of the Batmobile, right?"

Would that be Batman or Weinerman

 

[Niku Driver HC]

It's a weiner. It's not exactly hard to explain.

That depends on the contest the word "weiner" is used, haha.

Would that be Batman or Weinerman

Which one do you think it would be? It ain't a bats:censored:t answer, I can tell you that much.

 

[JR98]

That depends on the contest the word "weiner" is used, haha.



Which one do you think it would be? It ain't a bats:censored:t answer, I can tell you that much.

Imagine the reaction of the people you save when they discover your name.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Imagine the reaction of the people you save when they discover your name.

"No worries citizen, Weinerman has protected you from danger! Weiner power!"

"Uh... Right. (akwardly walks away)"

 

[JR98]

"No worries citizen, Weinerman has protected you from danger! Weiner power!"

"Uh... Right. (akwardly walks away)"

Weiner Power!

A google of weiner man actually turns up REAL hot dog companies

And this:

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Weiner Power!

A google of weiner man actually turns up REAL hot dog companies

And this:

I just had to say that, didn't I? And that first picture... that slogan leaves a lot for the imagination to work with.

 

[JR98]

I just had to say that, didn't I? And that first picture... that slogan leaves a lot for the imagination to work with.

Best part is, if you look closely. That slogan is trademarked.