GTP Cool Wall: 1999-2003 Audi S3

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1999-2003 Audi S3


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1999-2003 Audi S3 nominated by @Katiegan
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Engines:
1.8L Turbo I4 (Audi APY/AMK/BAM)
Power: APY/AMK: 207 hp; BAM: 222 hp
Torque: APY/AMK: 199 lb-ft.; BAM: 207 lb-ft.
Weight: 1420 kg
Transmission: 6-speed manual
Drivetrain: Front engine, four wheel drive
Body Styles: 3-door hatchback​
 
Smaller, cheaper S4 - Meh.
 
Understeer.

Meh
 
No VR6. Largely owned by knob heads. Uncool.
 
Includes the most horrible wheels ever fitted to a factory vehicle.
 
Chances are, it's not really a S3, but just an A3 diesel, driven by an idiot who thinks he's fooling someone.
 
An Audi that attracts the same sort of drivers who currently thrash about in some of the other A4 platform hot hatches (or warm hatch in case of the Mk 4 Golf GTI). Thought at least you could get versions of the Golf and Cupra with a VR6.

Uncool. The lot of them.
 
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Bland styling. Ugly wheels. Meh.
 
Nothing impressive if your aim is to look like an EK Civic.
 
Ugly Audi Golf driven by Audi drivers.
 
Bland looking hatchback.

SU.
 
Fallen into the slammed crowd.

Resounding nope.
 
An Audi that attracts the same sort of drivers who currently thrash about in some of the other A4 platform hot hatches (or warm hatch in case of the Mk 4 Golf GTI). Thought at least you could get versions of the Golf and Cupra with a VR6.

Uncool. The lot of them.

This. But seriously.
 
It is an old Audi A3, and it doesn't have a VR6. Then, you have to live with the bad reputation that most Audi owners have, which starts with a "c" and ends with a "k". The other VAG Group hot hatches of the S3's time at least had some cool features, like @Wiegert said.

Not quite good enough. Uncool.
 
Carsick? Checkmark? Calicoback?

God dang it, do I have to say it? I don't want to get banned for swearing... Come on Famine, you are British, you should know by now, haha. :lol:
 
Well cock-a-doodle-do, I just said the word. No need to guess now, huh? :dopey:
 
But that doesn't end with a "k". :p

Did I say you had to include all the words? You could just keep one from the start (of the word wink wink). :sly:
 
SU. Old Audi hatchback. Not a classic, just old.

When I do see these, they're always being driven by young badge snobs who didn't want a Golf because "Ew VW."
 
Sub Zero. AWD, 6-speed transmission, 3-door hatchback and plenty of performance potential, not to mention cheap parts due to parts bin sharing with VW..
 
It is an old Audi A3, and it doesn't have a VR6. Then, you have to live with the bad reputation that most Audi owners have, which starts with a "c" and ends with a "k". The other VAG Group hot hatches of the S3's time at least had some cool features, like @Wiegert said.

Not quite good enough. Uncool.

Well I was born with one, blame nature, pretty sure there are plenty more of those out there no matter the make of transportation :lol: :scared:


Owning one, I need to put the SZ to it too. @Leonidae@MFT pretty much got it. AWD+Turbo = :D

Just FYI, the 1.8t is lighter, cheaper, more reliable than the VR6...And Audi never owned the VR6. Also better built quality than the variants of it (GTI/Curpa)
 
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