GTP Cool Wall: 2003-2011 Mercury Grand Marquis

[Wiegert]

2003-2011 Mercury Grand Marquis nominated by @WeThePeople

Body Style: 4-door sedan
Engine: 4.6L Modular V8
Power: 220-239 hp
Torque: 274-287 lb-ft
Weight: 1868-1877 kg
Transmission: 4-speed automatic
Drivetrain: Front-engine, rear wheel drive​

Spoiler: Additional Pics

 

[Grandea GTR]

So, aside from the badging, what makes this different from the Crown Vic?

Meh.

 

[Tornado]

So, aside from the badging, what makes this different from the Crown Vic?

The main difference is that people won't pull out of your way as soon as you come up behind them.

 

[Ken]

The main difference is that people won't pull out of your way as soon as you come up behind them.

But the look is so similar that most people would. I have.

 

[Northstar]

They see me rollin', they hatin'! They tryin' to get me to go 40.

Seriously Uncool.

 

[buickgnx88]

The main difference is that people won't pull out of your way as soon as you come up behind them.

Rather, people in these will pull out in front of you instead, and go 15 under the speed limit.

 

[ToyGTone]

While i like both Crown Vic and Grand Marquis, it's just an average American sedan to everyone. It won't stand out in a good nor bad way.

Meh.

 

[Dennisch]

Just look at those front seats. Tailored to receive the fattest asses in the USA.

 

[FerrariF1GT]

-obligatory Pepto-Bismol livery Grand Marquis pic-

Seriously uncool.

 

[Heldenzeit]

Grandpa car.

 

[GOTMAXPOWER]

It's weird that the OP only has photos of the car yet I'm 99% certain the interior has a faint odor of sweat.

Totally anonymous car. Uncool.

 

[MisterWaffles]

It comes in two flavours:

Move your arse you 90 year old edition,

or....

Woop Woop, that's the sound of the police.

 

[Turbo]

Nothing sums up this car better than this.

 

[Cowboy]

I got the chance to ride in one of these when my mother rented one a couple years ago. It felt quite nice, rode really well, and was very comfortable. We actually considered getting it as my first car, but the dealer wasn't selling it unfortunately

Still not as cool as a Crown Vic though.

Borderline cool.

 

[Vegard]

Generic US car - meh

 

[LivingWithGames]

Lessen cooler or known rebadging of the real Crown Vic. SU all the way.

 

[Sage Ages]

Gaudy looking taxi cab. It's not even that much nicer than a Crown Vic.

Uncool.

 

[TB]

Land yacht. While an incredibly comfortable way to meander from point A to B, they'll never be anything but uncool.

 

[Beeblebrox237]

All of the Grand Marquis owners I knew were over 70 years old.

 

[Adamgp]

An old school barge, love it. Solid Cool.

 

[OHM_fusion]

Crown Vics are cool but this is not.

 

[Matej]

A conventional American limousine, nothing more or less. Uncool.

 

[ThrasherDBS]

A literal grandparent car. Case in point: my grandparents used to own one.

Uncool.

 

[Wiegert]

So, in short, it's a Mercury Grand Ma?

 

[Dennisch]

So, in short, it's a Mercury Grand Ma?

 

[Obelisk]

So, in short, it's a Mercury Grand Ma?

That makes the car uncool

In all seriousness, grandparents car. Uncool, even though I'd own one in a heartbeat.

 

[LM7325]

I went with meh. These beat out the Ranger by one year with doors from the 1992 model still able to fit open and close on a 2011 even if the panels are different. From a longevity standpoint these are wise buys with so many years sharing so much.

I should have went SU, oops.

 

[cjr3559]

God awful old foagie car especially in white. Screams retired Florida resident. SU.

 

[RandomCarGuy17]

This immediately screams "meh" to me, because that's really my thoughts on them. To me, the Grand Marquis was just "there".

 

[Razor440]

Self-Explanitory Uncool.