GTP Cool Wall: 2014+ Cadillac Escalade

[GranTurismo916]

2014+ Cadillac Escalade nominated by @Doog

Engines: 6.2L V8 (GM EcoTec3)
Power: 420 hp
Torque: 460 lb-ft.
Weight: 2537-2740 kg
Transmission: 6-speed automatic, 8-speed automatic
Drivetrain: Front engine, rear wheel drive/Front engine, four wheel drive
Body Styles: 4-door SUV​

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[Dagger311]

Ballin'.

 

[Paulie]

All SUVs for me are either Seriously Uncool or Uncool, at least this one has some saving features (V8, Cadillac, style) so it's an uncool for me.

 

[jeffgoddin]

Crap

 

[Roger the Horse]

SUv.

 

[Beeblebrox237]

Not only is it favoured by rich idiots, but this generation looks absolutely appalling. The styling and trim looks incredibly cheap, more so than almost any other car. It's incredible how badly they did when designing this car. The interior, while very, very nice from a materials and build quality standpoint, is really surprisingly small for a car the size of a small house. The driver's seat is narrow, the centre console makes you feel squished, and the floor in the back is far too high.

What a turd. SU for so many reasons.

 

[Sage Ages]

Slightly less cool than a Range Rover.

 

[Gotbeefboy564]

Better looking than the last gen but still looks like the other GM SUVs. Cool.

 

[All Your Base]

See my post on the Range Rover thread.

 

[Mike Rotch]

Simply hideous.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

I was like, why was this car model (not the generation) in a Need For Speed game again?

Riders on the sto- NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

 

[jeffgoddin]

Better looking than the last gen but still looks like the other GM SUVs. Cool.

Wow, I just lost a lot of respect for somebody.

 

[Gotbeefboy564]

Wow, I just lost a lot of respect for somebody.

If you look at the Yukon, suburban, and the escalade they all have the same lines.

 

[jeffgoddin]

SUV's, uncool. Wannabe gussied up posh SUV's, SU. I like Suburbans for their practicality, and for the fact it was my grandpa's towing vehicle of choice for his Airstreams, but nothing can save the Escalade from being SU, and to add salt to the wound, they're so ghetto it's painful, what an awful, awful car. Kill them all with fire, please.

Edit: but sorry for that last comment, I still love you, Gotbeef!

 

[GranTurismo916]

If you look at the Yukon, suburban, and the escalade they all have the same lines.

Obviously, they're the same car...

 

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

Only thing that comes to mind; vulgar. Uncool, almost seriously so.

 

[AudiMan2011]

New Jersey drug dealers extraordinaire.

SU.

 

[Tornado]

This is the only thing on that entire platform that doesn't look atrocious, and the full height taillights actually look really cool in person.



Seriously uncool.

 

[Adamgp]

Personally I like these. However, like the Range Rover that was recently polled these are bought by the likes of the 'Wit' Sisters.

SU.

 

[GTRacer22]

New Jersey drug dealers extraordinaire.

SU.

New Jersey, huh?
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Well, it's a big, heavy, SUV thingy. But it has a 6.2L V8, which saves it from SU in my opinion. It's funny to watch these things go by when the driver floors it. You think, "Ooh what's that? Oh. An Escalade."

Uncool.

 

[niky]

I love the Suburban. Terrible interiors, ridiculous weight, boat-like handling and all. Because it makes no bones about being a crude, waffly comfortable powerboat.

The Escalade, on the other hand, is absolute 🤬 disguise as chrome-plated 🤬

Seriously uncool.

 

[Ameer67]

Oh, this bulky piece of crap? Seriously uncool.

 

[LivingWithGames]

The Escalade has gotten worse these days, Jesus Christ on a pogo stick.

Cadillac, the heck you guys doing?

 

[Doog]

Sub-zero because gangsta appeal.

 

[mustafur]

A Range Rover with no class, Quality, Offroad ability and current Technology.

Seriously uncool.

 

[The87Dodge]

Ugly, boxy styling, overpriced, and horribly terrible gas mileage. Therefore, it's seriously uncool.

 

[Legro]

What a waste of drug money.

 

[cjr3559]

Obnoxiously excessive. Not fast, can't handle. What's the point of it?

 

[Leggy1]

The styling and trim looks incredibly cheap

There are bits from Astras in the interior. And it's being sold in the UK as part of another Cadillac return, at £90K.

A hideous, chrome plated tank that doesn't even drive well in any way.

 

[Beeblebrox237]

There are bits from Astras in the interior. And it's being sold in the UK as part of another Cadillac return, at £90K.

A hideous, chrome plated tank that doesn't even drive well in any way.

Actually, I have to give them credit, the interior is very nice. But 90k? It's not worth 40.