GTP Lord of the Flies

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Mike Rotch
Then you could ask yourself for advice on Corinne ;)
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SON OF A B*TCH!!! I never thought of it like that............ Ok. I'll take one person. This person would have to be the BEST with the ladies and can give me good advice, in which I can use to be able to get with Corinne. Then the rest of my plan will kick in.
 
Am I missing something here? Who's Corinne?
 
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Am I missing something here? Who's Corinne?
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This chick I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, *Takes big deep breath* Really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really Like.
 
spike10h
what would happen if the entire GTP community somehow got stranded on a tropic island and had to survive? Would it end up like the book or would we come out alright without getting some people killed? Would we get rescued, or would we be content to live out the rest of our lives on an island paradise?
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Klos would try and eat us.

Doug would just call on his cell phone and get his helicopter to take him away and leave us there.
 
Can M5Power be the Pig's head?
 
Then if he is. Can we put a apple in his mouth... :lol:
 
I think John and Famine would be the wise elders. They would live in like a secret tunnel and drifter4eva could go on a secret misson to get information on how to get corrine back. Only to be slammed and eaten by the rest of us.
 
Uh. What are we gonna do about the drifters. I would die of annoyance because of them...
 
Famine
We'd all beat Jspec07 up and use his glasses to light the fire.
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Oh my god.

I have never used 2 lols in a post before.

:lol: :lol:
 
i want the job like BoomBexus,cooking! im versitle(sp?)so i can cook anything. and if theres somethin new ill cook it. who wants Sweet and Sour Ants? hmm?
 
I'll take some coconuts grilled with Exiges shoes...
 
Fine, make us a M5Power platter.
 
The TCB gang would be there.

Mike Rotch, Shannon, 911 carrera, Race Idiot, Drfit4eva, ALPHA, Steviemo, Exigeexcel, Ultrabeat, And me. On occasion.
 
xAkirax2004
The TCB gang would be there.

Mike Rotch, Shannon, 911 carrera, Race Idiot, Drfit4eva, ALPHA, Steviemo, Exigeexcel, Ultrabeat, And me. On occasion.
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Your "gang" would be destroyed by my evil creations:

KRISPY
KREME
KLAN


And that means, I would destroy the selected.
 
Like I said before, we would be doomed to destruction by some of our members of lesser intelligence.
 
I'd probably puond drift4evas head with a palmtree ( Yeah, you heard me. I'm so strong). Then I would leave the less intelligent people ( less intelligent meaning drifters and Radicool ;) ) on the island and take all the others with me.

Jordan
I'd feel really, really sorry for the handful of girls.
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Yeah, knowing what p0rn freaks GTp has.
 
We could kill the drifters, feed them to the pigs, then kill the pigs after they have flourished from their food. double the protein, double the fun, double the flavor with piggymint gum. :sick: on second thought, can I get a whopper and an order of fries?


killing is bad. killing is wrong. they should make a new word for killing, badwrong. killing is badong. -chosen one, Kung pow: enter the fist
 
MadHypello
I'd probably puond drift4evas head with a palmtree ( Yeah, you heard me. I'm so strong). Then I would leave the less intelligent people ( less intelligent meaning drifters and Radicool ;) ) on the island and take all the others with me.



Yeah, knowing what p0rn freaks GTp has.
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WTF did I do to everyone? Just because I'd be determind to see Corinne again. If you look anything like the guy on your 'tar..... I'm afraid you'd be fighting a losing battle.

Lamboracer. I think I'd manage to get away too. I think that more than 50% of GTP is of the less intelligent people. That and my sheer Strength, Brain power and determination to see Corinne again, would get me through. Wait a minute..... Aren't you the one who is having Chick troubles right now?
 
Famine
We'd all beat Jspec07 up and use his glasses to light the fire.
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What's sad about that is that I do wear glasses. Good luck in beating me up, though...
There are also, as I'm sure you are well aware, several ways other than focussing photons onto a specific point through the use of a refractive device. There's the boyscout method of utilizing the friction created in the rapid abrasion of two sticks, as well as the "catch the lightning" method (self explanatory, really). So, as you can see, the use of my spectacles for the purpose of lighting a fire would be completely redundant. (yes, I like sounding smart; it makes me feel alot better about myself when I use big words).


(BTW, Piggy was the man! \o/ )


Also, who would be sticking with Jordan and hanging with that gang? I dunno about you guys, but they have some "special" powers, and I wouldn't want to mess...
 
Hey, it's been done before. When I was in boyscouts, my scoutmaster used his glasses to start some kindling for a fire just to prove he could do it. It was the coolest thing I ever saw in the BSA.
 
Fine, then unlike Piggy I'm going to be going around and trading the use of my glasses for various items. Need fire? Just track me down; I'm here to help as many people as I can...
 
Omero
Fine, then unlike Piggy I'm going to be going around and trading the use of my glasses for various items. Need fire? Just track me down; I'm here to help as many people as I can...
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💡 How about we just take your glasses from you?
 
because then people would argue and they'd break; becoming useless. By running around letting people use them for fire I would be helping everyone be a little bit more civilized, and no one would be in threat of death. If you think I'm cheating you; tell the other tribes to get their acts together; I can't be everywhere at once (maybe I'll get a lens-making business going; throw a little stone masonry and forging in there and I've got a business going). Any offers for new lenses that start fires from direct sunlight in 5 seconds flat*?

*Lenses may or may not start fires in 5 seconds. Angle of the sun and the dryness of the brush being ignited are both factors. Use with caution as severe burns may result. Do not use in an overly dry area.
 
Anyone remember me? If we were stranded, I would quietly sneak into the shadows and pick everyone off, one by one...........................................................

Either that or I would drown in th ocean and noone would notice I was missing...
:D :D :D :D
 
angelboy52
Anyone remember me? If we were stranded, I would quietly sneak into the shadows and pick everyone off, one by one...........................................................

Either that or I would drown in th ocean and noone would notice I was missing...
:D :D :D :D
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We'll just submit you to the Lord of the Flies and then brutally kill you in tribal dances...
 
Jee, you're the nicest thing to grace the planet with it's presence...... WTF did I just say? Anyways, whatever, eat me, become cannibals, whatever.... :scared:
 
angelboy52
Jee, you're the nicest thing to grace the planet with it's presence...... WTF did I just say? Anyways, whatever, eat me, become cannibals, whatever.... :scared:
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Well, you were threatening to kill us all off from the shadows, and that's never something you do unless you want to get killed...
 
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