GTP's Member of the Week #17 - Introducing Omnis

[Omnis]

Sorry, guys. I've been going through hell-week at school for the past few days. I'll update later tonight.

 

[Omnis]

What's your favorite type of girl? Great face, great smile, great hair. Can't be too fat, and can't be too skinny. I don't want to see shoulder bones or spinal vertebrae. I like fit bodies, you know? Like those fitness model chicks in their off seasons. I can tell the difference between those who work out and those who don't.

What do you think of my avatar? Too boxy.

Does these jeans make my butt look big? Ozzy got a dunk.

Why are you so scary in pics? Because the camera tries to put a handicap on my sexy.

What's your favorite sport and why? Soccer. Why? Because I barely get to watch it.

 

[DuckRacer]

121. Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

 

[Omnis]

The egg... which was created by your mom and the last pterodactyl on earth.

 

[Evolution.]

121. Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

A chicken and an egg were having sex one night....a while later, the chicken said: "Well I guess we answered THAT question".


Ba-Dum-Tish.


Anyways...

122. Can you dance?

 

[Omnis]

Lol, man.

Yes, I can dance. (like a dirty white-boy.)

 

[DuckRacer]

123. Will you vote YES on Prop 108?

1000. I took question #1000. Your thoughts?

124. Are you a fanboy of anything?

 

[TopHat]

125. Yay! 125! Ok, heres the question, Why are there so many ostriches?

126. Garfield or Hobbes?

127. Grateful Dead or Phish?

128. The Cheat or Strong Bad?

129. Stupid Questions or Stupid People or Me?

 

[Seanman]

130. How fast can you run the mile?
131. Three miles?
132. 7?

 

[GT4_Rule]

133. Have you ever actually ran a mile? 3? 7?

 

[Seanman]

 

[Omnis]

123. No.

1000. I'm famous.

124. Not really... There's this sandwich they make at the tavern, though... Mmmm...

125. Because your mom keeps her legs open.

126. Hobbes

127. Blazin Hazen

128. Homestar sucks.

129. Stupid people are everywhere, no question is a stupid question, and you're you.

130-133. I've never actually ran a mile. I've walked plenty, though. Takes me like 30-40 minutes to leisurely stroll a mile.

 

[GT4_Rule]

130-133. I've never actually ran a mile. I've walked plenty, though. Takes me like 30-40 minutes to leisurely stroll a mile.

HA! I was right!

 

[Solid Lifters]

# 197,814,537. If you could meet any person in the history of Earth, whom would you like to meet? (More than one is OK if you cannot decide on one.)

 

[Omnis]

Jesus, Buddha, Musashi, Beethoven, Mozart, Edison, Einstein, Michaelangelo, and Da Vinci.

 

[TopHat]

135. What is your name?

136. What is your favorite color?

137. What.... is the airspeed velocity of a sparrow?

 

[Omnis]

Why do you keep asking questions that have already been answered?

 

[TopHat]

Its from monty python and the holy grail, the old hermit asks the knights those questions and if they answer them correctly, they get to cross the gorge.

 

[Omnis]

Why do you keep asking questions that have already been answered?

^

 

[Evolution.]

Matt, please refrain from using the reply box any more. Thank you.

138. Have you ever used internet slang (i.e: Lol, wtf, omg) in real life?

 

[DuckRacer]

Omnis, you guessed that there'd be 400 questions asked. Well, since there was 138, you get 3 duckie points, out of a maximum of 200. You can buy a chicken mcnugget or an armless barbie with what you have.

Adios!

ALSO, PLEASE VOTE YES ON PROP 108 AND BAN DUCK HUNTING. KTHXBYE.