GTP's Member of the week no.5 - Introducing DQuaN

[DQuaN]

Actually no, not that I can think of.

 

[Danny]

If you were asked to hit a box with a 2X4 a number of times between 37 and 64 how many times would you hit it?

 

[DQuaN]

37. Why hit it more than you have to?

 

[ferrari_chris]

He said between 37 and 64.

 

[DQuaN]

Ok fine, 38.

But if I told you to pick a number between 1 and 10. Then you could only choose 2 - 9?

 

[ferrari_chris]

Between = between.

 

[Dave A]

Yes, but you are being picky, to include the 1 and the 10 would be to pick any number from 1-10 but most people arn't bothered.

 

[Danny]

Just hit the damn box.

 

[TheCracker]

If you were asked to hit a box with a 2X4 a number of times between 37 and 64 how many times would you hit it?

Dunc, just how many 'boxes' have you 'hit'?

 

[DQuaN]

Not a huge amount. But a quite a few.

 

[DuckRacer]

Will you make a birthday thread for me on July 8th?

Have you ever wanted a Mac?

Imagine oxygen on Earth is being depleted. You have to fly to Mars to live. What 5 things would you take with you?

 

[DQuaN]

Will you make a birthday thread for me on July 8th?

With the different time zones, someone else will probably get there first.

Have you ever wanted a Mac?

Eeeewww no!

Imagine oxygen on Earth is being depleted. You have to fly to Mars to live. What 5 things would you take with you?

Guitar, Stereo, PC, Dune buggy (flying round Mars in one of those would be hella cool!), Woman.

Or maybe just 5 women and i can get started on rebuilding the human race.

 

[Lee]

Or maybe just 5 women and i can get started on rebuilding the human race.

Oh god, Mini-Duncs!!

Think I'll skip Mars and just go straight to Pluto...

 

[ExigeEvan]

Or maybe just 5 women and i can get started on rebuilding the human race.

Wouldn't it be worth taking a bloke just so the human race doesn't look so.... inbred?

 

[TwinTurboJay]

Have you ever petted a farm animal and then thought dirty thoughts ? Even if you quickly dismissed them?

 

[Danny]

Do you get a twisted kick out of littering?

 

[ImprezaAddict]

What is your GPA?
Do you like stairs?
Do you like ultrabeats avatar?
Have you divorced?
Are you on your 2nd marriage?
Are you married?
Do you like boobs? Answer this one with the most thought.

 

[Impreza04]

// Notes the following as a rather boring question..

What qualifications have you got?, college, uni etc etc

 

[ExigeEvan]

Have you divorced?
Are you on your 2nd marriage?
Are you married?

Perhaps you should have read abit first....

You gotta go up 2 floors in an office building, it's a busy day. Elevator or stairs?

 

[GT4_Rule]

What is your GPA?
Do you like stairs?
Do you like ultrabeats avatar?
Have you divorced?
Are you on your 2nd marriage?
Are you married?
Do you like boobs? Answer this one with the most thought.

What kind of a question is the last one....who doesn't like boobs?

 

[DQuaN]

Wouldn't it be worth taking a bloke just so the human race doesn't look so.... inbred?

My crumpet isn't buttered that way.

Have you ever petted a farm animal and then thought dirty thoughts ? Even if you quickly dismissed them?

No.

Do you get a twisted kick out of littering?

Nope.

What is your GPA?

GPA?

Do you like stairs?

I have nothing against them.

Do you like ultrabeats avatar?

Very amusing.

Have you divorced?

Nope.

Are you on your 2nd marriage?

Nope.

Are you married?

Nope, but I am sleeping with a married woman!

Do you like boobs? Answer this one with the most thought.

What kind of a question is the last one....who doesn't like boobs?

Exactly.

What qualifications have you got?, college, uni etc etc

GCSE's, A'levels. Never went to Uni.

You gotta go up 2 floors in an office building, it's a busy day. Elevator or stairs?

Stairs.

 

[TheCracker]

Whats your carbon footprint?

Nope, but I am sleeping with a married woman!

Sleeping with your mum because you are scared of the closet monster doesn't count

 

[DQuaN]

No idea and....

 

[Lee]

If you could play any role in any movie, what would it be and why?

 

[DQuaN]

Probably Neo in the Matrix. I get to fly, be a martial arts expert, do the dirty with Trinity (even though she isn't that hot), and just be all round cool.

 

[Touring Mars]

If you could play any role in any movie, what would it be and why?

Spooky dookie... That is almost the exact same question I was about to post this minute.... although it is slightly different...

What movie character (or actor) would you say you were most similar to and why?

 

[DQuaN]

That's a tough one. I really have no idea. I'll have to think about it.

 

[Danny]

How's the missus?

 

[DQuaN]

She's cool.

Umm.. Which one do you mean?

 

[Sting]

How do you rate your current Renault teammate on Batracer?

lol i'll regret this question.