GTP's Member of the week no.5 - Introducing DQuaN

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Have you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow?
 
ND4SPD
Who is your all time favourite guitarist?
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Slash, Dave Gilmour, Hendrix, Clapton.


Slicks
Which section of GTP is your favorite/do you frequent the most?
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GT4_Rule
I'm guessing Rumble Strip, it's everybody's favorites! :sly:
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Yup. :)


TheCracker
Have you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow?
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Ummm..... :odd:


Slicks
Have you ever gone cow tipping? Been on a farm?
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Yes and yes. :D
 
Have you ever walked through a field of cows and shat yourself when they all turned and start walking towards you with that menacing look in their eyes?




*rocks back and for*
 
Ever had your eye on a farmers daughter?
 
If I came across the pond, would your Dad give me a job in security for his company? I can swing a mean baseball bat. And I am sure that would scare most Brits due to the fact that they've never seen one before.
 
Ummm, seeing as there is 6 of us and the company is going bankrupt, I don't think so.

Plus the fact that most Brits can probably punch harder than you can swing a bat, it's not worth it!


A Candian wielding a bat would not scare a Brit. A Brit would see it as an invitation for a scrap which he/she will willingly partake in.

And if you went to Wales..... God help you.
 
DQuaN
Ummm, seeing as there is 6 of us and the company is going bankrupt, I don't think so.

Plus the fact that most Brits can probably punch harder than you can swing a bat, it's not worth it!


A Candian wielding a bat would not scare a Brit. A Brit would see it as an invitation for a scrap which he/she will willingly partake in.

And if you went to Wales..... God help you.
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:lol:👍
 
TwinTurboJay
If I came across the pond, would your Dad give me a job in security for his company? I can swing a mean baseball bat. And I am sure that would scare most Brits due to the fact that they've never seen one before.
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Baseball bat? Boys in my school talk about who's got the biggest piece of wood with nails sticking out of it.
 
ExigeExcel
Baseball bat? Boys in my school talk about who's got the biggest piece of wood with nails sticking out of it.
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Wood with nail sticking out? - that's what infant school girls use around where i come from!

Intercontinental balistic missiles are what the kids on the street around these parts are weilding ;)
 
Intercontinental ballistic missiles are for wimps round eer, down my way the kids use nukes.
 
We used to swallow the nukes and see who could do the most destruction with a fart.
 
:lol: My pet cat's can do that, you only even BEGIN to be a man when you try to piss the uranium out.
 
For 1 day you'd fly there and fly back ;).
 
ExigeExcel
Have you even been to a barbers for a shave?
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Not just a shave, no. I have had a shave with a haircut.


TwinTurboJay
If you came to north america to visit for 1 day, where would you go and what would you do?
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Drink as many Long Island Ice Teas as I could, then run naked through Times Square!

Actually, probably visit my friends in either Chicago or Seattle.
 
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