Guess my new car!

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It's yellow, it's quick, it's fwd, and it's got a 4cyl. engine. That's all I'm saying, it's up to you to find it. Anyone replying to the thread with the wrong answer receives a 3 day ban. ;) It shouldn't be too hard, however.

The car's owner bought my beloved CRX (I'll miss it, that's for sure, but it's time to move on to something... similarly different. :lol: ) for a pretty good sum, in turn I'm buying his "old" car, then giving him a bit more cash to even things up. I should get it tomorrow, or Sunday in the worst case scenario.
 
Chris Hendriks
Dodge SRT4??

please downt ban me :guilty:
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Nope, not a Neon. And I won't ban you either, I was fooling around.

Yep, it's a Honda, my 11th (good god...) and I've had one similar to that one for a short while... :lol:
 
ITR?

Isn't that the only Honda that came in yellow? Unless you got a really old Prelude as they used to come in yellow.

Maybe I should ban you since you have owned 11 Hondas. Ever think of owning something outside the Honda family? ;)
 
boombexus
ITR?

Isn't that the only Honda that came in yellow? Unless you got a really old Prelude as they used to come in yellow.

Maybe I should ban you since you have owned 11 Hondas. Ever think of owning something outside the Honda family? ;)
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Ding Ding! It's a 2000 Integra Type-R, completely stock! :) Phoenix Yellow screams attention whore a bit too much, but hey, you can't pass up a deal like that. 18000 miles, one owner, perfectly maintained, and driven just hard enough for it not to get bored... :lol:

And I've had a Nissan NX2000 for one complete winter, f00! Besides, my next car will most likely be an Impreza WRX STi, sometimes in the next year.
 
Well, uhh, you won, uhh, I'll figure that out one day... :lol:

Plans right now are to install an alarm with GPS positionning and a fuel pump kill switch, just to make it harder on the would be thieves (It's safe at home, with the guarded underground garage, but on the streets, you never know) then I'll wait until I get bored with driving it stock... Probably wheels and tires at first, then brakes/suspensions, and god knows where it'll go. No forced induction this time, though. :lol:
 
PunkRock
Well, uhh, you won, uhh, I'll figure that out one day... :lol:
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What a jip. :grumpy:

No forced induction this time, though. :lol:
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Yeah, OK. Whatever you say buddy. :lol:

Here's how your car is gonna get force fed:

One night on your way home from work, some redneck douchebag, in say a blown Mustang Cobra, is gonna fly by you doing some stupid **** (and I mean stupid **** like the **** they do in South Carolina, and the douche is video taping the whole thing, and of course this douchebag only takes video at night for some dumb reason), and it's really gonna piss you off. But it really pisses you off even more when you see this video on the net while your surfing for parts. You start to stew in your juices as you read post after post of these idiot douchebags talking back and forth about how his American muscle raped your poor Honda.
You start to feel inadequate because you own a yellow car and it isn't really fast (cus we all know that if you have a yellow car, it better be frickin fast) and nowhere near as fast as your CRX that would have ripped the doors off that Mustang.
So you start searching for a turbo. But first you come across some really good pr0n, you go work over your lady a bit, and then hit up ebay for a turbo kit that bolts right on and is selling for a really good price.

And that's how you got a turbo on your ITR.
 
boombexus
What a jip. :grumpy:


Yeah, OK. Whatever you say buddy. :lol:

Here's how your car is gonna get force fed:

One night on your way home from work, some redneck douchebag, in say a blown Mustang Cobra, is gonna fly by you doing some stupid **** (and I mean stupid **** like the **** they do in South Carolina, and the douche is video taping the whole thing, and of course this douchebag only takes video at night for some dumb reason), and it's really gonna piss you off. But it really pisses you off even more when you see this video on the net while your surfing for parts. You start to stew in your juices as you read post after post of these idiot douchebags talking back and forth about how his American muscle raped your poor Honda.
You start to feel inadequate because you own a yellow car and it isn't really fast (cus we all know that if you have a yellow car, it better be frickin fast) and nowhere near as fast as your CRX that would have ripped the doors off that Mustang.
So you start searching for a turbo. But first you come across some really good pr0n, you go work over your lady a bit, and then hit up ebay for a turbo kit that bolts right on and is selling for a really good price.

And that's how you got a turbo on your ITR.
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Nah, I've got a virgin, white 1993 Civic DX for that kind of crap...

I've actually never bothered posting pics of any of my cars... That'll change sometimes soon, I hope.
 
boombexus
One night on your way home from work, some redneck douchebag, in say a blown Mustang Cobra, is gonna fly by you doing some stupid **** (and I mean stupid **** like the **** they do in South Carolina, and the douche is video taping the whole thing, and of course this douchebag only takes video at night for some dumb reason), and it's really gonna piss you off. But it really pisses you off even more when you see this video on the net while your surfing for parts. You start to stew in your juices as you read post after post of these idiot douchebags talking back and forth about how his American muscle raped your poor Honda.
You start to feel inadequate because you own a yellow car and it isn't really fast (cus we all know that if you have a yellow car, it better be frickin fast) and nowhere near as fast as your CRX that would have ripped the doors off that Mustang.
So you start searching for a turbo. But first you come across some really good pr0n, you go work over your lady a bit, and then hit up ebay for a turbo kit that bolts right on and is selling for a really good price.
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:odd: Holy crackhead. :odd:

I feel dirty that I thought of the same car as you.

Punk, nice choice! Also, you should just sell it now and the Civic and get the WRX STi now. Its the perfect car and you know it.


Nice everyday ride.
AWD.
Buy another set of BBS or some steelies for the winter.
300hp/300lb-ft of torque.
Also, a safe and reliable upgrade path for even more power.
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I don't know why I restated it. If your interested in it, then I'm sure you know how awsome the car is. But just to warn you, don't be stupid and buy some silly, underpowered Lexus.
 
boombexus
Here's how your car is gonna get force fed:

One night on your way home from work, some redneck douchebag, in say a blown Mustang Cobra, is gonna fly by you doing some stupid **** (and I mean stupid **** like the **** they do in South Carolina, and the douche is video taping the whole thing, and of course this douchebag only takes video at night for some dumb reason), and it's really gonna piss you off. But it really pisses you off even more when you see this video on the net while your surfing for parts. You start to stew in your juices as you read post after post of these idiot douchebags talking back and forth about how his American muscle raped your poor Honda.
You start to feel inadequate because you own a yellow car and it isn't really fast (cus we all know that if you have a yellow car, it better be frickin fast) and nowhere near as fast as your CRX that would have ripped the doors off that Mustang.
So you start searching for a turbo. But first you come across some really good pr0n, you go work over your lady a bit, and then hit up ebay for a turbo kit that bolts right on and is selling for a really good price.

And that's how you got a turbo on your ITR.
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:odd::odd::odd:

Rob's got jokes, eh?:D

BTW - I knew it was an ITR after reading the first line of Fred's post. Congrats man, good to see you back in another ITR. Now you currently own two of the baddest Honda/Acura's ever made!👍
 
Congrats Punk. 👍

I hear the best Type-R stickers are made using HP printers. Epsom's are just teh suck. If you put one of those babies on, AND a front splitter you'll be able to do a sub 13 1/4 mile :scared:
 

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