Guess who's having their 1st child ?

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Suede53 / GTP_Suede53 , congratulations on the announcement of your first child. :cheers:

I know this kids first word will be " playstation " , and the child will be born with a controller in hand. :lol:

Sorry Suede , I could not resist. :lol:
 
Well Well Well, Congrats Suede,better start getting in some practice laps with the diapers. 👍
 
having a kid is more like taking 18 years long loan that has six digits.. congrats, your worst problems are approaching quickly! :lol: j/k?
 
Congratulations, Suede! I hope you will teach your child the correct way to not mess up his/her lives! :lol: j/k
 
Congratulations Suede on being a Father:tup:.......you are the Father, aren't you?:sly: LOL, here is what to expect over the last month of the pregnancy:

:nervous: Nervous Anticipation.
:ouch: No Sex.
:grumpy: She Gets Grumpy.

Be in the delivery room, it will be an experience you will never forget and you will be glad you did! But be fore warned of;

:nervous: Nervous Anticipation.
:crazy: Things may seem a little crazy.
:grumpy: She Gets Grumpier and may say things she don't mean.
:yuck: There will be aromas you cannot prepare for.
:sick: I don't care what they say, the baby does not look pretty when first born.

And the first month of a new born in the house:

:nervous: Nervous Anticipation.
:crazy: Things may seem a little crazy.
:yuck: There will be aromas you cannot prepare for.
:grumpy: You may get grumpy for not having sex for two months now.
:) Nobody will be able to get the grin off your face for a year!!

Way to go Dude!!:cheers:
 
here is what to expect over the last month of the pregnancy:

*snip*

Be in the delivery room, it will be an experience you will never forget and you will be glad you did! But be fore warned of;

*snip*

And the first month of a new born in the house:

*snip*
I might adjust a few things here and there a bit, but all in all I'd say that's pretty spot on, HEMIata! :lol:👍

Congrats, Josh! Here's to s/he (them? :sly:) being a healthy little critter(s)! :cheers:

BTW, there are plenty of us floating around with kids here so if you ever have a question or two, fire away!
 
Wow, one of my odd trips to the Rumble Strip and this is what I find, :lol:

Congragulations Suede :cheers:
 
Thanks Guys! I'm sure my head will be spinning even more by the time this is all done. :dopey::scared::crazy::ouch::sick::yuck::nervous:

Thanks for all the advice Hemi, I'm already stocking up on "stabilizers"! :cheers:

Now I need to figure out where to put the car seat on the racing cockpit I'm building... 💡
 
:nervous: Nervous Anticipation.
:ouch: No Sex.
:grumpy: She Gets Grumpy.
Check, nope, nope. Guess I was lucky...but then again, I've heard some dads-to-be were at the whim of the chemical reactions of their mothers-to-be, which meant about zero during pregnancy.

Be in the delivery room, it will be an experience you will never forget and you will be glad you did! But be fore warned of;

:nervous: Nervous Anticipation.
:crazy: Things may seem a little crazy.
:grumpy: She Gets Grumpier and may say things she don't mean.
:yuck: There will be aromas you cannot prepare for.
:sick: I don't care what they say, the baby does not look pretty when first born.
Pretty much it. But it will be an amazing moment. My daughter sounded like a cat at first.

And the first month of a new born in the house:

:nervous: Nervous Anticipation.
:crazy: Things may seem a little crazy.
:yuck: There will be aromas you cannot prepare for.
:grumpy: You may get grumpy for not having sex for two months now.
:) Nobody will be able to get the grin off your face for a year!!
A lot of it won't matter, you'll just want to sleep and you'll have visitors at all sorts of inopportune moments.

Just remember to be there for your wife and kid, or else she'll remind you forever about how you didn't help out...So I've heard.
 
Wonder how long the reminding about not helping out last? My youngest son is 25 now.
 
10 / 24 / 09

7:57 pm

6lbs. 2oz. & 20" long

Congratulations Josh and Kimmy on the birth of your first child,a son,James Lynyrd. :cheers:
 
Congrats, Suede! :cheers:

I expect a picture with GTP written on his forehead! :p
 
The adventure begins! Congratulations to the family. I hope all is well with all parties concerned.

Remember, people successfully raised babies in caves. He's not going to break if you look at him wrong.
 
Saw these at work today and thought they might come in handy for you. I'm not sure what interface yours uses, but since its brand new I'd think it would use Bluetooth?

Here's the manual and such for HOW-TO:

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And here's some sample code to help form some new ideas. Hope they can help! :D

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Congratulations Suede on being a Father:tup:.......you are the Father, aren't you?:sly: LOL, here is what to expect over the last month of the pregnancy:

:nervous: Nervous Anticipation.
:ouch: No Sex.
:grumpy: She Gets Grumpy.

Be in the delivery room, it will be an experience you will never forget and you will be glad you did! But be fore warned of;

:nervous: Nervous Anticipation.
:crazy: Things may seem a little crazy.
:grumpy: She Gets Grumpier and may say things she don't mean.
:yuck: There will be aromas you cannot prepare for.
:sick: I don't care what they say, the baby does not look pretty when first born.

And the first month of a new born in the house:

:nervous: Nervous Anticipation.
:crazy: Things may seem a little crazy.
:yuck: There will be aromas you cannot prepare for.
:grumpy: You may get grumpy for not having sex for two months now.
:) Nobody will be able to get the grin off your face for a year!!

Way to go Dude!!:cheers:
Don't forget the random food cravings
 
CONGRATULATIONS Buddy 👍👍👍

The adventure begins :) Hope you manage to squeeze in some track time, but that's doubtful :)

I always said that when I grow up, I'll have kids ..... I guess at 61, I missed that boat :)
 

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