I'm amazed to hear that this is only your 28th trip around the sun, my friend, you always look so much older than that in person (or is it that you keep holding up a mirror to me whenever I look in your direction? ) !
Only kidding - for comparison look at my expanding tum, monstrous conk and thinning pate as I stand behind you whilst you drive (for viewers watching in black&white, I'm the one in green (of course !)) ...
... many happy returns and see you 'up North' soon (I've forgotten when UKGTP V is on ).
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