Happy Birthday Aldo!!!

[axletramp]

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[Daniel]

Many Happy Returns of the Day, man.

Task 2: Take photographs of drunken face and post them in Pics of Me Thread. Must be certified drunk. (We might need to see documents.)

You're asking Allyn for proof of drunkenness? Please.

Happy Birthday!

 

[20832]

Happy Birthday, Dude!

 

[Beeblebrox237]

Happy birthday!

 

[Danny]

You're so jealous.

 

[axletramp]

Not anymore.

 

[djinline]

Happy birthday!

 

[Katiegan]

Happy birthday Aldo! Try and remember at least the first hour.

Remember, a party that can't be remembered is not a party worth remembering... but the pictures on Facebook the next day suffice!

 

[Crash]

Happy birthday, Aldo!

 

[a6m5]

Happy Birthday man!

 

[Skython]

Happy Birthday, Aldo. Your name still makes me think of a white guy with an afro. If you can find a way to change that, then I'll be impressed.

 

[Touring Mars]

Belated birthday wishes Allyn! Hope you had/are having a great one 👍

 

[Liquid]

I trust you had a fine day of birth anniversary chap, with a few light beverages consumed.

Hope you had a top day!

 

[Aldo]

HOLY :censored:ing 🤬!
Ended up on double vodka double sourz lemonades in the club... Had 4 of those. This was after about 10 shots and lots of vodka.
Turned up to coaching at 10:30 still hammered. I did a pee that smelled like apple sourz, is this normal?

Cheers for all the messages guys!

 

[Submerged]

Double shots of vodka with double shots of sourz and lemonade drink?

What is this monstrosity?!

btw: happy birthday!

 

[Aldo]

Oh god it tasted fantastic! The barman looked horrified when I just poured it all into the one glass

 

[axletramp]

I did a pee that smelled like apple sourz, is this normal?

Was it bright green as well?

Sounds like a goooooooood time! Any 'it's my birthday' crafty snogs?

 

[Aldo]

Err no it looked like lager.
Oh god no, not in the club we went to. They were all horribly mutated and infested with STIs. Funnily enough, your favourite Steve!

 

[axletramp]

I like 'em spicy!

 

[W3H5]

I did a pee that smelled like apple sourz, is this normal?

My first medical check for my visa here involved a pro hangover, the pee test needed gloves to be handled, I'm sure of it, stuff was radio active!

Plus I regularly get a scent of Coke when I pee.

 

[nick09]

Happy belated Birthday!