I heard the "The Famine Song" on the news.... Rather than encourage people to find the song on YouTube, here is a brief transcript of some of the words...
He's 31 years old
Types in indigo and bold
He's something of a legend 'round these parts
His posts - inspired and long
His opinions - rarely wrong
(Though he thinks that Global Warming's just cow farts)
Famine is his name
Gran Turismo is his game
At UKGTP's he is the best...
Some think he's The Stig
Others think he wears a wig
But Kendra should know better than the rest...