Here's what we've learned from Duke so far:
- Japanese cars rule.
- American cars suck.
- The Dodge/Plymouth/Chrysler Neon is horribly unreliable
- Political correctness is
good...
- ...but don't get caught being gay in Delaware, because he hates that
- Creation is not just a theory, but a proven fact
- Drifting is something we should post endlessly about. If you don't, Duke may just need a word with you "outside"
- Always help others before helping yourself
- Injecting random words like 'so' and 'like' into sentences or conversation is extremely cool.
- Dudebusta rules! And his blank username is really cool too.
- Immaturity reigns, and if it doesn't, it should.
- Consumer Reports? Perfect in all regards.
Since you've taught me
all this Duke, I hope you have a wonderful birthday and take a break from educating for just one day. After all, it must be cold up there in Frostbite Falls. So cold, in fact, a man needs to relax every so often. Have a good one.
