Happy Birthday Ron Paul.....I mean OMNIS!

[TopHat]

What does that have to do with any-... Oh. 💡

Dodge Omnis

Better be a GLSH..

 

[Eric.]

Again, Happy Birthday, dude! 👍

Top Five Things You Can Do or Purchase Now You're 18​

4. Equipment Rental

Ohhh....I want the second one for my next birthday. And happy 18th Omnis!

 

[a6m5]

Happy 18th Birthday, Omnis! 👍 I can't believe you are still 18, you are so young! I should talk down to you more often. j/k

Have a good one, buddy.

 

[Omnis]

You can't believe it because I'd DUNK ON YOU.

Just kidding. I do know, however, what I'm going to be doing very soon.

Going to a shooting range.

 

[3-Wheel Drive]

Thanks guys. Yes, I am legal for porno, strippers, and pretty much everything except alcohol.

Anybody have any suggestions for my party?

Hookers and blow.

 

[a6m5]

Going to a shooting range.

Right on. Do you know what kind of a gun you are going to try out yet?

I've never been to a shooting range, and am a really casual shooter. It's funny because I usually go with two of my buddies into the woods, into the logging area. During the drive, we listen to the Creedence Clearwater Revival, Guns 'N' Roses, AC/DC, you get the idea. All we need is some beer(just kidding, of course).

 

[Omnis]

I dunno. I think I want to give some handguns a go, though. I'm used to shooting small rifles like my cousin's .243 Winchester. He and I would shoot off of his front porch in Arkansas.



The Bass Pro Shops/Outdoor World here has a gun and archery range, while one of our county parks has a gun range as well. I need to go somewhere where you can rent the firearms though.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Indoor shooting range. I owned one, once. They'll rent pistols out. You only need to be 18 to rent a pistol or rifle at a range that rents them. But, here in SoCal, you needed to be 21 to purchase the ammo. I got around that by renting the pistol for a lot more than normal, and 'giving' the ammo for it, which is not against the law.

 

[EXelero]

Belated but well wished.

happy birthday Omnis x

 

[Pupik]

Happy Birthday, Omnis! Remember, 1 part water to 2 parts beer in the summertime. Unless it's lite beer.

Sorry, I have no loaner backhoes to offer you.

 

[Sureboss]

Russian roulette, anyone?

Don't get him in a spin!

 

[3-Wheel Drive]

Happy Birthday, Omnis! Remember, 1 part water to 2 parts beer in the summertime. Unless it's lite beer.

Sorry, I have no loaner backhoes to offer you.

Isn't watering down beer one of the Seven Deadly Sins?

 

[Omnis]

Happy Birthday, Omnis! Remember, 1 part water to 2 parts beer in the summertime. Unless it's lite beer.

Sorry, I have no loaner backhoes to offer you.

I'll take some dealership Type-R stickers.

 

[Keef]

Omnis, sell them to some ricer kid. Then you could bag like $50 as a late b-day present!

 

[Omnis]

No, I want to put them on my shoes so I can walk faster without any added effort.

 

[Diablomonkey]

NICE!

 

[Perfect Balance]

No, I want to put them on my shoes so I can walk faster without any added effort.

Awesome!

I'm gonna tape some to my arms and get in a fight. I feel bad for the unsuspecting bastard already.


And I'm gonna put one on my computer case too. Man the possibilities are endless.👍

 

[Pupik]

Isn't watering down beer one of the Seven Deadly Sins?

I never add water directly to beer. I learned that in Chemistry class.

But when outdoors here, you'll dehydrate.