Oh man, do I feel bad?! Happy Birthday, man. I had this crazy idea in my head that your birthday was the 8th!
Massive apologies!
Happy birthday to one of the most knowledgeable 16 year olds I've ever met, and one person who I can have some of the best discussions with about anything. Have a seriously awesome day, Mr. Edwards, and good luck if you decide to go for your L's!
I won't tell you to get too drunk though, man. I know you're more than capable of getting completely flat out wasted on any day of the week, and still being able to hold it all down.