Happy Birthday to...Smokey!

[Danny]

Yep, that's right. SMokey the bear is 60! And looking pretty good on it too

I followed a banner on GTP which led to the Forestfire Prevention group with Smokey, and a rather sensible solution to the sheer suicidal act of having lit birthday candles. You never know...

And there's even a page on that most puzzling enigma of all time- Is he Smokey Bear, or Smokey the Bear?


Happy Birthday Smokey!

 

[rollazn]

Okay. Happy B-Day Smokey the bear.

 

[ND4SPD]

Hehe, Happy B-Day smokey, man did he teach me to not start forest fires.

 

[Danny]

I think a significant percentage of his success was due to him being a huge bear.

 

[ND4SPD]

He also was the only bear to have a nice pair of jeans.

 

[Danny]

The jeans were pretty tight though...
If Smokey wore only a pair of jeans, and Winnie the Pooh wears only a t-shirt...

I just realised what appeal he has to the masses!
Who wouldn't love a 500+ pound snarling bear with an axe?

 

[ND4SPD]

Doesn't he just look so loving with his axe?

 

[Danny]

It's a heartwarming image. A grizzly bear with an axe. Aww....

 

[ND4SPD]

Makes you want to hug a 400lb+ bear with jeans and an axe.

 

[Danny]

It does indeed.
On that note, let's go play with matches.

 

[Heihachi]

eh?

 

[Danny]

Exactly! Stop My Madness! Matches could start a forest fire.

Ok, quiz.

You see a box of matches on the floor. Do you
A) Take them to an adult
B) Tell an adult
C) Play dangerously with the matches
D) Dance
E) Sell them to young children

 

[Heihachi]

Exactly! Stop My Madness! Matches could start a forest fire.

Ok, quiz.

You see a box of matches on the floor. Do you
A) Take them to an adult
B) Tell an adult
C) Play dangerously with the matches
D) Dance
E) Sell them to young children

(F) Set your self alight

 

[Cosmic]

Okay. Happy birthday....

 

[Max Powers]

Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have kids?


A: When his wife got hot, he smacked her with a shovel.

 

[ND4SPD]

I never knew Smokey had a wife.

 

[ShobThaBob]

Happy birthday ultrabeat....ya weirdo

 

[Danny]

Heh, thankyou:tup:

 

[Cosmic]

I almost forgot it :]
Happy B-day to Ultrabeat ans askia47

 

[ND4SPD]

Oh yes, Happy B-Day to you too Ultra

 

[Danny]

Hey, thanks guys.
Odd, I don't feel any more mature or grown up.

 

[Cosmic]

Hey, thanks guys.
Odd, I don't feel any more mature or grown up.

You wont , you are just 15. I'm 14 and I feel the same thing

 

[Danny]

I hope it doesn't last, or I'll be giggling at the word tittilating until I'm 75+.
Or whenever a biology teacher mentions the "Blue footed Boobie"

 

[Event]

It's a heartwarming image. A grizzly bear with an axe. Aww....

dude, It's not an axe. It's a shovel...

HB Ultrabeta and Smokey

 

[ND4SPD]

I'll be giggling at the word tittilating until I'm 75+.
Or whenever a biology teacher mentions the "Blue footed Boobie"

, Can't stop giggling myself.

 

[DJM PRODUCTIONS]

Lets see, a 500 lb bear with a shovel, where do you think he got his pants from?

 

[demon of speed]

Many happy returns of the day.