Happy Halloween.

[Tom M]

Happy Halloween.

Carve up those pumpkins (or turnips), eat candy till you throw up liquid sugar on the carpet and enjoy the most 3rd most evil holiday of the year (2nd being Boss' day, and 1st being Valentines day.)

 

[milefile]

Uh... what is that long squash for?

 

[daan]

http://www.flamjam.com/halloween/
(nasty language warning)

 

[Giancarlo]

i'm disturbed
Happy Halloween!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I guess I will say it in this thread too. Halloween is way over-rated.

On that note.

Happy Halloween.

Let's All Get Drunk And Eat Candy

 

[CDailey]

Happy Halloween everyone!


Anyone planning on scaring little kids?

 

[Chaos Fire]

Happy Halloween!

 

[Curveball]

Merry Christmas!

Edit: Oh, this is an Easter thread!

 

[KosmikFool]

Meh, I'm not doing anything. I'm going to the skate park for a bit and then coming home and handing out some candy.

 

[milefile]

Trick or treaters... how annoying. Especially the teenaged ones. Here's a tip, dressing up and begging for candy is only (barely) acceptable if you are under twelve.

 

[Curveball]

Originally posted by milefile
Trick or treaters... how annoying. Especially the teenaged ones. Here's a tip, dressing up and begging for candy is only (barely) acceptable if you are under twelve.

There's a bunch of 18-19 year old kids with backpacks who come to our door. I'm 14. I don't trick or treat.

 

[milefile]

I'd tell them to buzz off and then sit on my porch with a machine gun for the rest of the night. If I had a machine gun.

 

[Jugend]

Here in sweden we have incorporated your american tradition just a few years ago. This holiday is originally called something like "the feast of all saints and souls". We go to the churcyard and light torches and candles on the graves of people we care about to honour them. It has been a lot of debate in our "americanizing" of this weekend but it seems that halloween is here to stay.

Autumn/winter dark evening taking a walk on a churchyard with burning lights everywhere is quite fascinating.

Anyway happy halloween!

 

[wee_man]

For the past couple of years now kids have learnt not to come rounds to our place trick or treating, cos if they do we just chuck a bucket of cold water over them!!! Usually works. Actually we've got a bucket right by our door now!

 

[Curveball]

Originally posted by milefile
I'd tell them to buzz off and then sit on my porch with a machine gun for the rest of the night. If I had a machine gun.

I'd do this instead.

 

[Klostrophobic]

I'm hoping that some punk kids come by and egg the house. It'll be worth it just so I can repay the favor.

I'm supposed to give out candy, but I'll probably eat it all.

 

[Curveball]

Those damn trick-or-treaters just started coming. They are so impatient. They keep knocking. And then they started to jiggle the handle on the door. That really pisses me off.

 

[darklegion_ca]

Tell me about they punks are trying to rush me they have to ring the bell two times cause there so damn lazy to yell trick or treat. Hell back in my day we yelled and we got alot more candy.

 

[boombexus]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
I'm hoping that some punk kids come by and egg the house. It'll be worth it just so I can repay the favor.

I wouldn't egg your house Klos. But I'd take a flame thrower to it I suppose.

But alas, I don't know where you live and I don't have a flame thrower. I never get to do anything fun.


Do any of you here live in apartment complex's that get trick or treaters? It would seem odd to trick or treat in an apartment complex.

 

[Curveball]

I'm not answering the door anymore. Those assholes.

 

[U.N.A.M]

Darn, I'm out of candy.


Happy Halloween!

 

[Belethdolien]

yeah..

 

[Curveball]

 

[Timmotheus]

Halloween is Satan's holiday. You are all going to hell. Yay! As Lucifer's protegé, I officially welcome you. You get a fruit basket when you first show up. It's actually very nice.
I think I'm going to answer the door, and give candy to all but one of the kids in the group, with an excuse like "your costume sucks."

 

[Scarlet]

Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin

Let's All Get Drunk And Eat Candy

agreed.

 

[Klostrophobic]

Wow, not a single kid has come to the door. It's probably because I shut out most of the lights and unplugged the Halloween lights outside.

All the more Twix for me. And I get to eat my sisters' candy when they get home. Bwahaha!

 

[Timmotheus]

Some of these kids are jackasses. One just kept standing there after I gave him a piece of candy. After about ten seconds, I reached into his bag, grabbed a handful of crap, and shut the door. Serves him right.

 

[Klostrophobic]

Haha. Haha. I wish I had the chance to do that. Nah, I'm happier with keeping the candy.

When do most people stop trick-or-treating? I haven't since I was 14 I believe. There are kids in my Senior class that still go and I think that's a bit iffy. How 'bout you?

 

[Timmotheus]

Last time I went trick-or-treating was in seventh grade. I was eleven. I'm fourteen now. I was Gumby. I think about fifty people complimented that costume.

 

[Bahbo]

Trick-or-treat
TRICK *points at nothing*

*t-o-t's turn to look*

*knocks T-O-T's on their asses and sprays them with a hose until they cry*

GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!