SandStorm
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Remember how our friend lotus350 used to continuously post jokes about blokes? Well here's one for her. 
Enjoy!
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A woman wakes up in the middle of the night to see her husband's side of the bed empty, so she gets up to have a scout around.
Slightly worried, she emerges into the dining room and there is the bloke, sitting at the table with no lights on at all.
"What are you doing, ya silly old coot? Why aren't you in bed, you worried me!" Says the woman.
The bloke looks up at her with shining eyes (tears, for those slow ones...) and says "Remember the first time we went out?"
"Yes" replies the woman.
"Well", says the bloke, "Remember how we sat in the car in your driveway for awhile after the date?"
The woman, slightly irritated, replies "Yes, what about it?"
"Well", replies the bloke, "Remember how your dad caught us making love and got his shotgun, stuck it in my nose and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or go to jail for 20 years'"?
"Yes!" Replies the woman, completely frustrated by now.
"Well", says the bloke, "I would have been a free man today".
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Enjoy!
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A woman wakes up in the middle of the night to see her husband's side of the bed empty, so she gets up to have a scout around.
Slightly worried, she emerges into the dining room and there is the bloke, sitting at the table with no lights on at all.
"What are you doing, ya silly old coot? Why aren't you in bed, you worried me!" Says the woman.
The bloke looks up at her with shining eyes (tears, for those slow ones...) and says "Remember the first time we went out?"
"Yes" replies the woman.
"Well", says the bloke, "Remember how we sat in the car in your driveway for awhile after the date?"
The woman, slightly irritated, replies "Yes, what about it?"
"Well", replies the bloke, "Remember how your dad caught us making love and got his shotgun, stuck it in my nose and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or go to jail for 20 years'"?
"Yes!" Replies the woman, completely frustrated by now.
"Well", says the bloke, "I would have been a free man today".
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Nice one, SandStorm!
