Heterosexual or homosexual?

[Cobraboy]

Originally posted by neon_duke
Actually, that's a cover. I really am gay. Friday nights I just cruise the clubs looking for straight guys to hit on, but on Saturdays I get dressed up in my Judt Garland outfit and sing "Ding Ding Ding Went The Trolley".

Wow, you're good at fooling us Neon!

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by Cobraboy
Wow, you're good at fooling us Neon!

Doesn't take much to fool a fool.

 

[Cobraboy]

Originally posted by Josh
Doesn't take much to fool a fool.

You're lucky that its the school holidays and I'm on relax mode or I'd come up with something witty to counteract that statement.

 

[Josh]

Indeed!

 

[11646]

Heterosexual.

 

[1X83Z]

Which one of you pinch-faced moderators added 'supersexual' as a legitimate choice?

 

[Cobraboy]

Originally posted by M5Power
Which one of you pinch-faced moderators added 'supersexual' as a legitimate choice?

Christiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan no doubt.

 

[11646]

Originally posted by M5Power
Which one of you pinch-faced moderators added 'supersexual' as a legitimate choice?

Sn00pie.....

 

[vat_man]

Originally posted by M5Power
Which one of you pinch-faced moderators added 'supersexual' as a legitimate choice?

I did - I didn't think 'heterosexual' really did my performances justice.

 

[Cobraboy]

Shock, Horror! vat_man has a funny side!

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by Cobraboy
Christiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan no doubt.

Could you be any more wrong?!?!

 

[Cobraboy]

Originally posted by Josh
Could you be any more wrong?!?!

Yes. I could've been wronger, but I didn't feel like it.

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by Cobraboy
I could've been wronger,

You couldn't be any retarteder if you tried.

 

[11646]

Originally posted by Cobraboy
Shock, Horror! vat_man has a funny side!

He does? I didn't notice.

 

[Cobraboy]

Originally posted by Josh
You couldn't be any retarteder if you tried.

I hear the Dumb and Dumber sequal is called Dumb and Dumberer.

Yeah I'll just go over there now.

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by vat_man
I did - I didn't think 'heterosexual' really did my performances justice.

Ah - so you're a supersexual super moderator with a super Subaru?

We've basically got Superman on our hands here!

 

[Klostrophobic]

Originally posted by M5Power
We've basically got Superman on our hands here!

That's what she said.

Meh. Feh. Keh.

 

[11646]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
That's what she said.

Meh. Feh. Keh.

Who said?

 

[Ren2]

I'm het.

I don't like homosexuality in that it's unnatural, but I'm not one to diss a homo if I see one.

I do use 'homosexual' (and it's many variations ) to degrade people, though... It's mandatory here if you don't want to be labeled one yourself...

 

[Jpec07]

I'm heterosexual. I don't mind people who are homosexual, just as long as they know that I'm straight, and they don't "Come on" to me...

 

[Duke]

Do you expect every woman you meet to come on to you? Conceited basard. Why would you expect a gay man to come on to you?

 

[Jugend]

I see no difference a guy hitting on you from a girl you don't find attractive hitting on you, if you do make a difference between these situations it is called homophobia. Come on! If it would happen just appreciate that someone finds you attractive!

/D

btw I am not homersexual..

 

[Jpec07]

Originally posted by neon_duke
Do you expect every woman you meet to come on to you? Conceited basard. Why would you expect a gay man to come on to you?

That's not what I said. I said that if a guy starts hitting on me after they know I'm not gay, then I get a little upset... (it's happened to me before; I don't expect anything, in fact I expect them to behave around other people like "normal," if that doesn't sound too harsh, people would. Do you understand?)

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Jpec07
That's not what I said. I said that if a guy starts hitting on me after they know I'm not gay, then I get a little upset... (it's happened to me before; I don't expect anything, in fact I expect them to behave around other people like "normal," if that doesn't sound too harsh, people would. Do you understand?)

Do you get upset at them because they're a guy?

I've had several women (well, hundreds, but who's counting) hit on me after I said I wasn't interested. Would you feel the same way if it was a woman?

 

[Jpec07]

well, yes. I mean, it's different with girls...

(No, you may not say that I am a violent anti-gay activist just because I'm a little irked when guys hit on me after they know I'm straight)

 

[Klostrophobic]

I wouldn't mind if I guy hit on me. I don't get why you would, to be honest.

 

[Sage]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
I wouldn't mind if I guy hit on me. I don't get why you would, to be honest.

You don't know why anybody would hit on you, huh?

When I told Doug today that [I was listening to] All I Want Is You, he told me that he wasn't looking for a man.

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Jpec07
well, yes. I mean, it's different with girls...

(No, you may not say that I am a violent anti-gay activist just because I'm a little irked when guys hit on me after they know I'm straight)

Well, why does it bother you more than a woman would?

When I told Doug today that [I was listening to] All I Want Is You, he told me that he wasn't looking for a man.

...yet. Things can always improve for you!

 

[Klostrophobic]

Originally posted by Sage
You don't know why anybody would hit on you, huh?

I guess I set myself up for that one.

👍

 

[milefile]

Originally posted by M5Power
Do you get upset at them because they're a guy?

I've had several women (well, hundreds, but who's counting) hit on me after I said I wasn't interested. Would you feel the same way if it was a woman?

In a weird way I have to agree with Jpec on this one. It's not the same. A girl can reasonably believe that you might be hard-up, or that you might be willing to turn the lights off or put a bag over her head. I hope I'm not the only guy here who's been broken by a beast, in a weak moment.

But... the same thing would never, ever, happen with a gay dude. An ugly girl's genitals are more acceptable to me than a penis, which I shudder to even think about One stands a snowball's chance in hell, the other does not. There is no situation, no matter how dire or desperate, that would make me go gay. 'Nuf said.

Gay men who think they can somehow win you over to the other side are really the conceited ones. And I know there are gay men out there who think that on some subliminal level, all men are gay. That offends me way more than an persistent ugly chick.