Hey Josh, I have the perfect job for you! Oh, and Klos sucks. And so do I.

[1X83Z]

Josh - don't go into the damn Air Force! This is your next job!!:

http://search.cnn.com/cnn/redir?sou...LAW/06/19/crime.factor.bounty.reut/index.html

Well, except for the part about being stuck in jail. It's gotta make money, otherwise nobody'd do it! And it'd be fun as hell, cruising around the country and getting paid more than a cop.

PS - Giles says I can't make a thread pertaining to one member only, so Klos sucks.

Edit - seems three's the minimum. So I suck too.

 

[Super-Supra]

 

[Acidman]

Heh

 

[Attila_Da_Hun]

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by M5Power
Josh - don't go into the damn Air Force! This is your next job!!:

http://search.cnn.com/cnn/redir?sou...LAW/06/19/crime.factor.bounty.reut/index.html

Well, except for the part about being stuck in jail. It's gotta make money, otherwise nobody'd do it! And it'd be fun as hell, cruising around the country and getting paid more than a cop.

PS - Giles says I can't make a thread pertaining to one member only, so Klos sucks.

Edit - seems three's the minimum. So I suck too.

I agree, it would definitely be fun as hell.👍 I thought about being a bounty hunter once when I watched an hour special on them, but I never really looked into it. Know what the requirements are on becoming one? If the only requirements were to be a gun toting psycho who likes to capture people, then I could be one for sure. Occasionally getting shot at, and being able to shoot criminals, would be awesome!

Yes, you and Klos both suck.

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Josh
I agree, it would definitely be fun as hell.👍 I thought about being a bounty hunter once when I watched an hour special on them, but I never really looked into it. Know what the requirements are on becoming one? If the only requirements were to be a gun toting psycho who likes to capture people, then I could be one for sure. Occasionally getting shot at, and being able to shoot criminals, would be awesome!

Yes, you and Klos both suck.

No, you have to register with the something board of somethings. Probably. It's legal, though, and probably not too difficult to get licenced.

 

[GilesGuthrie]

Originally posted by M5Power
PS - Giles says I can't make a thread pertaining to one member only, so Klos sucks.

Edit - seems three's the minimum. So I suck too.

Hmm. Cursor hovers over "close thread"...

Will I?

Nah, let the dying have their peace, I guess...

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by GilesGuthrie
Hmm. Cursor hovers over "close thread"...

Will I?

Nah, let the dying have their peace, I guess...

You and I both know this thread was brilliant. I'll have your face on a platter (or near one) if you close it!

 

[Sage]

I always assumed that by "eat your face", you would just leap up like a frog and bite our faces off...

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Sage
I always assumed that by "eat your face", you would just leap up like a frog and bite our faces off...

I'd slice it off first.

 

[Naoki]

Originally posted by M5Power
I'd slice it off first.

But wouldn't that hurt?

 

[TarnishedAngel5]

You guys are nutty. But then I am too...ah well....BTW, nice avatar Sage. LOL!

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Naoki
But wouldn't that hurt?

Wouldn't hurt me.

 

[Timmotheus]

Originally posted by TarnishedAngel5
BTW, nice avatar Sage. LOL!

Sage's avatar should not induce laughter. Perhaps you need counseling.

 

[Klostrophobic]

Eat me. But not my face.

 

[Talentless]

Some changes since that story came out. Btw, Dog rules!

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Timmotheus
Sage's avatar should not induce laughter. Perhaps you need counseling.

Hey Timmotheus, can I crash at your place for a few days when I go to California? Thanks.

 

[Sage]

His parents drive a '95 dark blue two-door Camry (I've never heard of a two-door Camry, but so he says), and an Astro Van. That alone should make you want to avoid his house. An Astro Van! Jeezes!

-

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Sage
His parents drive a '95 dark blue two-door Camry (I've never heard of a two-door Camry, but so he says),

KICK ASS!!! Alloys?

Those things were so good-looking.

and an Astro Van. That alone should make you want to avoid his house. An Astro Van! Jeezes!

Yeah, I guess it does.

 

[Sage]

Originally posted by M5Power
Those things were so good-looking.

But... dark blue... a dark blue CAMRY! Good friekin' 🤬... Camrys are supposed to be beige, dagnabbit!

Quack! Blue Camry, blue camry! Quack! -

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Sage
But... dark blue... a dark blue CAMRY! Good friekin' 🤬... Camrys are supposed to be beige, dagnabbit!

But it's a two-door! Have you seen how handsome they are?!

Quack! Blue Camry, blue camry! Quack! -

: I don't quack, you stupid idiot.

 

[Sage]

Ha ha, he's talking out of his ass!

 

[Klostrophobic]

: But I quack.

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Sage
Ha ha, he's talking out of his ass!

Did you say ass?

Has Timmotheus commandiered your computer?

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic

: But I quack.

Goldfishes suck, Dodos rule.

Plus, Klos, I have incriminating pictures of you violating the swear filter on the last version of GTP.

So keep it clean.

 

[Sage]

Originally posted by M5Power
Did you say ass?

Has Timmotheus commandiered your computer?

It would be kinda hard for him to control a Mac from a PC. Roll and eyes indeed.

And the Dodo quacks, because I say so. As does my avatar Dodo.

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Sage
It would be kinda hard for him to control a Mac from a PC. Roll and eyes indeed.

No, he went over to your house and took control of your computer. Your place is probably just a block from his; you live in a town of 1,100 from what I hear in my atlas.

And the Dodo quacks, because I say so. As does my avatar Dodo.

Your avatar Dodo is upside down! Of course it's going to quack!

Edit: Oh, you've righted him.

 

[Sage]

Originally posted by M5Power
No, he went over to your house and took control of your computer. Your place is probably just a block from his; you live in a town of 1,100 from what I hear in my atlas.

Your atlas is wrong... there are over 2,000 students in the middle school alone. Buffoon!

Your avatar Dodo is upside down! Of course it's going to quack!

Edit: Oh, you've righted him.

Ha, gotcha.

Sage rules! -

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Sage
Your atlas is wrong... there are over 2,000 students in the middle school alone. Buffoon!

So? The school's in Santa Clarita and we both know that.

What if the dam just north of the city bursts?

 

[Sage]

Originally posted by M5Power
So? The school's in Santa Clarita and we both know that.

I hope you're joking.

What if the dam just north of the city bursts?

The dam is in the city... I'm north of the dam!

Stupid Doug! -