Hey, we're all gonna die!

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"A future impact from, say, a 1-kilometer [0.62 mile]-diameter asteroid is, rather than just probable, almost certain over a time span of a million years,"

Here's some fantastic useless news...

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Wolf Reimold, a geoscientist at the University of Witwatersrand in Johannesburg, South Africa, said a 1-kilometer-wide asteroid would produce an impact crater of about 12 miles (20 kilometers) in diameter and wipe out an area the size of the United Kingdom. The human toll would depend on where such an impact occurs.

"Estimates may range from 500,000 to 1.5 billion casualties," he said. "This latter number certainly smells of global nuclear war. Such an event would in all likelihood not wipe out mankind, but it would cause a global economic crisis."

Given the real threat of impact by a so-called near Earth object (NEO) and the consequences for human life, Milani and Reimold are urging the worldwide scientific community, and the agencies that fund their research, to take the field of impact mitigation seriously.

Wow. All the big words and mindless dribble almost makes me want to care. Read the full story here.

Where the hell has our news been blasted too?

Oh, and speaking of meaningless global threats:

Buckle up for a whole new season of Sex and the City!
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*shudder*
 
Hah. I heard that this big asteroid's supposed to hit in 2021 or something like that, but that was on the Sci-Fi channel. Hm.
 
That would be cool if 1.5 billion people died.👍

Oh, and, Sarah Jessica Parker is nasty!:scared:
 
Originally posted by Josh
That would be cool if 1.5 billion people died.👍

Oh, now i see why they made you a Super Moderator...

:)
 
My god we are ALL GOING TO DIE. Sex in the city is back? Holy christ! Its the end of the world as we know it.
 
But we're going to inhabit other planets by 2010, right? So this is not going to be a problem, really. Well, unless the other 8 (9, 10, 11?) planets are destroyed as well.

Ultimately it doesn't matter, because I'm a teenager and thus am invincible.
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
But we're going to inhabit other planets by 2010, right? So this is not going to be a problem, really. Well, unless the other 8 (9, 10, 11?) planets are destroyed as well.
Klos, there's 23 planets.
 
Originally posted by Shannon
In your own little world, yes.
I can name 'em:

- Earth
- Mars
- Pluto
- Neptune
- Saturn
- Venus
- Acuratron
- Zorg
- Gark
- Detroit Tigers Home Losses
- 867-5309
- Our surface is gaseous!
- Ted's
- East Ted's
- The Los Angeles Suburbs
- Flok
- Meech
- Woober
- Gloop
- Avus
- Asteroid - do your worst
- Bill
- GTPlanet
 
Originally posted by Timmotheus
Actually, there are millions, if not billions, trillions, or biggerprefixillions, of planets. Think about it.

No. Just the 23. Shall I name them again?

- Earth
- Mars
- Pluto
- Neptune
- Saturn
- Venus
- Acuratron
- Zorg
- Gark
- Detroit Tigers Home Losses
- 867-5309
- Our surface is gaseous!
- Ted's
- East Ted's
- The Los Angeles Suburbs
- Flok
- Meech
- Woober
- Gloop
- Avus
- Asteroid - do your worst
- Bill
- GTPlanet

They're in order, from least to greatest.
 
I'm concentrating on this solar system, Mr. Astromer.

Planet number 24, yet to be discovered is the porn stash under my bed.
 
And he answered 'yes.' It makes sense to me.

But I'm a borderline genius. (I read at a 12.91 level and have an IQ.)
 
I'm pretty sure this threads title was 'Heh, we're all going to die!'. Instead of 'Hey...BLAH bull**** next'

All of a sudden I feel as though us young people have come along and ruined the older peoples party.
 
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