Hey, we're all gonna die!

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Originally posted by Shannon
Yes was not an answer. The two options were planets or stars.
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Yes it was, change the stressed words. Group "planets or stars" together, as one object. And as planets are one of the two, I said yes. I chose to misunderstand.
 
Ahh, we'll just send a couple o' Nukes up there. No prob.
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Or maybe Bruce Willis & Matt Damon could....... nevermind.
 
Originally posted by Cobraboy
I'm pretty sure this threads title was 'Heh, we're all going to die!'. Instead of 'Hey...BLAH bull**** next'

All of a sudden I feel as though us young people have come along and ruined the older peoples party.
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Indeed.
 
Originally posted by Timmotheus
Yes it was, change the stressed words. Group "planets or stars" together, as one object. And as planets are one of the two, I said yes. I chose to misunderstand.
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Meh. Have it your way.
 
Originally posted by M5Power
No. Just the 23. Shall I name them again?

- Earth
- Mars
- Pluto
- Neptune
- Saturn
- Venus
- Acuratron
- Zorg
- Gark
- Detroit Tigers Home Losses
- 867-5309
- Our surface is gaseous!
- Ted's
- East Ted's
- The Los Angeles Suburbs
- Flok
- Meech
- Woober
- Gloop
- Avus
- Asteroid - do your worst
- Bill
- GTPlanet

They're in order, from least to greatest.
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I just drove by Planet Fitness the other day. It rotates in exact tandem with the Earth, amazingly.
 
Some of us will die sooner than we think. A buddy of mine just got done helping a lady load her truck with some bags of feed. The lady, being a regular customer, explained to my friend that this wasn't her truck, and didn't feel comfortable driving it.
She pulls away, and leaves the parking lot, where she was broadsided by a Jeep going in excess of 65 MPH. My buddy ran out, and pulling the lady out of the truck, her guts were hanging out of her body...she was dead upon impact. The other vehicle, was completely destroyed, but the driver and her 2 month old baby sustained non-life threatening injuries. This just happened late last week.

So, you just never know....

OK, now wasn't that a happy story?

:cheers:
 
Originally posted by Pako
OK, now wasn't that a happy story?
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I agree with that Geeankarlow kid...

Eesh.

As Klos is, I am invincible, although I'd probably commit suicide if Windows became the standard consumer operating system. Oh s***.
 
Originally posted by duo17
Jamoca® is a planet too, is it not?

OA
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Omar, I have a question for you.

I have lips, right? So how come, when I drink water at my computer chair, some of it always falls on my shirt?

I don't get it.

So rearrange the list. I demand fair representation!
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Bankrupt planets don't count!
 
Originally posted by Sage
As Klos is, I am invincible, although I'd probably commit suicide if Windows became the standard consumer operating system. Oh s***.
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I am invincible as well, unless I stub my toe. In that case, I am as good as dead. I am considering buying a Mac to run Mac OS and windows on. :D The G5 is going to be extremely fast.
 
Originally posted by M5Power
I have lips, right? So how come, when I drink water at my computer chair, some of it always falls on my shirt?
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I realize this wasn't directed at me, but it is because you are a schmuck.
 
Originally posted by M5Power
Omar, I have a question for you.

I have lips, right? So how come, when I drink water at my computer chair, some of it always falls on my shirt?

I don't get it....
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Is this one of those thinking questions that you aren't supposed to answer? If not then, the answer is that you aren't drinking you water carefully enough. You really need to concentrate next time. But not so much that you choke. Or go with Timmotheus' answer.

OA
 
Originally posted by Giancarlo
You fruit.
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Did you read my effin' status?!?

Originally posted by Timmotheus
I am invincible as well, unless I stub my toe. In that case, I am as good as dead. I am considering buying a Mac to run Mac OS and windows on. :D The G5 is going to be extremely fast.
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It is extremely fast... :odd:
 
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