Horseback Riding Blonde

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A blonde decides to try riding horseback, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse and tries to throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head strikes the ground over and over again.

As her head is battered against the ground,she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when -- fortunately the WalMart manager sees her and un-plugs the horse.
 
Two blondes are riding down a country road when they see a blond in a row boat blithely rowing thru a cornfield.
The blond in the passenger seat of the car gets truly pissed and screams at the driver to stop the car.
The car screeches to a halt and the blond passenger jumps out and starts giving the blond in the rowboat a peice of her mind, (such as it is).
"You stupid b****. It's blondes like you who are giving the rest of us us a bad name. Did you come up with the idea of rowing thru a cornfield all by yourself? I would come out there and truly kick your a** if I could swim.
 
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