How do you kill bugs? (If u do)

My aim has become lethal with rubber bands (practicing on flies all the time). I learned the hard way that rubber bands alone don't work on spiders, so I came up with another method for fighting them: paper wasps. If your aim is good enough, you'll cut them in half before they even knew you were shooting.
 
In the living room I have an abandoned paper wasp nest.

Oh, those paper wasps…
 
Moths: Wrap in tissue and flush
Wasps and Bees (or resembles either): Run away asap and get someone else to deal with it.
Flies: Whack with tea towel till death. or nearby soft killer object.
daddylonglegs or whatever their called now: Same as Moth.
Spiders: B
Spiders in bath: Trap under plastic cup, put weght on cup. Fill bath with water. Move cup. Drown spider, unplug bath.

Other Methods ive used:
I super glued a spider to the wall. (hes still there, i call him jeff)
Sellotaped a spider to a wall.
Dropped a spider in a cup, filled with Bathroom liquids.

Overall, im evil
 
Sage
You grab centipedes? Yeech – you know those two wavy things at the butt-end are stingers, right?

Though I love bugs, one of my great fears is of a centipede falling from the ceiling onto my head.
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wow, I was just reading this before I went to bed, and look what crawled up my wall, across my pillow and and onto the center of my bed! :yuck: :nervous:
 
Impreza04
Other Methods ive used:
I super glued a spider to the wall. (hes still there, i call him jeff)
Sellotaped a spider to a wall.
Dropped a spider in a cup, filled with Bathroom liquids.

Overall, im evil
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You should make a FAQ about bug annilihation.

The super glue thing, genious. 👍
 
wow, I was just reading this before I went to bed, and look what crawled up my wall, across my pillow and and onto the center of my bed!
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It was waiting to eat your Brains. Your lucky you caught it man.
 
Klostrophobic
I kill my bugs the same way I kill my democrats - with fly-paper.
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Funny how you come back when we're talking about killing bugs.

Welocme back anyway, Jimmy.
 
I kill Flies tennis match style; Roll up an old magazine, wait until they go airborne, and then.... Batter up!! :sly:
Bees suffer from my trusty fly swatter.
I keep Spiders alive because they keep the other Insect out of my house.
 
I can kill flies in mid-air. If they land anywhere, they are done for. I kill them with my own hands.

During the summer, we always get huge, golf-ball sized spiders building giant webs around our house. They are trying to eat us. When I want to kill them, I use a basball bat. Crunchy! I only kill them if they completely cover the door in a web, or the path to where the cars are, which happens quite often, actually. My yard is a horror movie in the summer...
 
Big K.O slap on flying ones and bug spray for the more annoying ones.
 
Event
I can kill flies in mid-air. If they land anywhere, they are done for. I kill them with my own hands.

During the summer, we always get huge, golf-ball sized spiders building giant webs around our house. They are trying to eat us. When I want to kill them, I use a basball bat. Crunchy! I only kill them if they completely cover the door in a web, or the path to where the cars are, which happens quite often, actually. My yard is a horror movie in the summer...
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so then which of the following choices would that method be?
 
I melted a wasp once.
We have a pool in our backyard, and I was putting in acid to balance the pH (you pretty much have to, which you probably don't know if you have never had to take care of a pool). In any case, I was walking around the edge of the pool with a gallon of acid when a wasp buzzed by me and landed on one of the rocks on the edging. I don't like wasps, so I poured a dollop of the acid on the poor thing. It immediately started seizing and the colors melted off. Just a puddle of lumpy sludge in a couple of minutes. I felt horrible.
I haven't killed a bug since.
 
SkiesofArcadia
so then which of the following choices would that method be?
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Ummm... going commando on their asses?

Once, a big-ass bumble bee flew into our house and promptly landed on the bulb of our torchere lamp. We heard a sizzle and popping, and then a funny smell came from the lamp...
 
Timmotheus
I melted a wasp once.
We have a pool in our backyard, and I was putting in acid to balance the pH (you pretty much have to, which you probably don't know if you have never had to take care of a pool). In any case, I was walking around the edge of the pool with a gallon of acid when a wasp buzzed by me and landed on one of the rocks on the edging. I don't like wasps, so I poured a dollop of the acid on the poor thing. It immediately started seizing and the colors melted off. Just a puddle of lumpy sludge in a couple of minutes. I felt horrible.
I haven't killed a bug since.
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Excellent! Wasps are wee baskits and deserve that.
 
I didn't say bees were evil. Bees most definitely aren't evil, but wasps are.
 

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