How many gears does a french tank have?

[Belda_Da_Hun]

How many gears does a French tank have?
5 gears: 4 reverse and 1 forward (in case of behind attack)

 

[Matrixhasu77]

What's with all these French jokes as of late? Does GTP have something against them? Ah well it's all in good fun.

 

[risingson77]

No, they're just an easy target. We know they won't defend themselves.

 

[Klostrophobic]

I'd prefer a new French joke actually.

 

[risingson77]

What? There aren't enough already to satisfy you?

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
I'd prefer a new French joke actually.

Screw you arsehole, I was looking for an Iraqi flag to use as an avatar!

 

[Cobraboy]

Well I guess you were too slow then SandJon.

 

[SandStorm]

Will you bloody well stop following me around, Andrea!

 

[Cobraboy]

Hey, I live on the New Posts page, I just go to whatever thread has a new reply on it. Duh...

 

[ving]

trivia: the name jon (or john) is a colloquial name for a toilet.

Badoom tish!

 

[SandStorm]

No ****, dick head.

Spelling, Davo: John is colloq. for toilet, Jon isn't.

 

[ving]

btw, I think its best if you dont go around calling ppl ********s... they generally dont like it :/

 

[Cobraboy]

Originally posted by SandStorm
No ****, dick head.

Spelling, Davo: John is colloq. for toilet, Jon isn't.

Did you not see the jon (or john) bit?

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by ving



btw, I think its best if you dont go around calling ppl ********s... they generally dont like it :/

I don't see you crying over it.

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by Cobraboy
Did you not see the jon (or john) bit?

I was simply making him aware than the new spelling of my name was not colloq. for a toilet.

 

[ving]

sounds the same tho

hehehe!!!

 

[SandStorm]

Bear and bare sound the same too, don't they? You wouldn't want to see bear, but you wouldn't mind seeing bare, would you?

 

[Cobraboy]

Originally posted by SandStorm
Bear and bear sound the same too

Thats because they are the same. Idoit.

 

[ving]

lmao!!!
he has you there sandy

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by Cobraboy
Thats because they are the same. Idoit.

Fixed 'im up now.

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by SandStorm
Bear and bare sound the same too, don't they? You wouldn't want to see bear, but you wouldn't mind seeing bare, would you?

 

[SandStorm]

Fixed it.

 

[ving]

Originally posted by SandStorm
but you wouldn't mind seeing bare, would you?

no you I wouldnt!!!

not that way inclined!!

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by ving
no you I wouldnt!!!

not that way inclined!!

Bare <female>.

 

[ving]

ya didnt say that tho

 

[SandStorm]

I am now, though. Dick head.

 

[ving]

well... right'o then dick wad

 

[SandStorm]

dick sucka! Bam!

 

[under18carbon]

Hey , this thread was supposed to be about some French tank joke ! LOL

 

[SandStorm]

So?