How much are you worth?

[Sharky.]

I am worth exactly $1,754,870.00

 

[xAkirax2004]

$1,448,556.00

 

[Squid]

$1,965,578.00

 

[CAMAROBOY69]

Just now got my reply from a lonnng time ago. Had to dig it out of the SPAM box that the company stores everything in.
You are worth exactly: $2,169,770.00.
I am sure you can find all of us cheaper on E-bay.

 

[Sharky.]

I am sure you can find all of us cheaper on E-bay.

Now, who wants to sell themselves?

 

[Silverzone]

Now, who wants to sell themselves?

I DO! J/K

 

[Famine]

You are worth exactly $2,679,718.00.

I unsuck!

Apparently, "Average value for a male is $1,835,988.00" and I would be second on the list of today's most expensive males, behind someone who claims to be15, in High School, 6'4 with an IQ of 187.

Hey, and mine's despite a family history of cancer, athritis and diabetes... Must be because of my brains and rather lengthy willy (I had to under-estimate! No values higher than 10"!)

 

[TaiLo]

"You are worth exactly $1,935,100.00"

That's not enough for me to live on It feels low. Maybe because of my already low income. Camaroboy probably is right, but us as eBay items have shipping costs that add up to exactly our worth anyway.

 

[I6-4-eva]

You are worth exactly $1,333,790.00.

Damn, I'm the cheapest arse here.

Negative, I am the cheapest piece of man meat.

$142,080.00

 

[TB]

$2,345,072.00
So if I buy (16) I6-4-eva's, I would still have $71,792 left over. Where do I sign?

Edit: I guess I'm worth $313,400 less as a female. I think I'll leave "things" where they are.

 

[KosmikFool]

$2,649,220.00

 

[tabelins]

$1,679,042.00

 

[cardude2004]

Here is my result -

You are worth exactly $2,302,094.00

I say it is pretty good for not having an income or job or anything.

 

[Ten]

I ain't worth shizzle, I guess. Why? I'm ambidextrous, I can't recall my IQ, and I DAMN SURE ain't dumbin' down my wiener size for nobody!

 

[Cosmic]

$2,649,220.00

That must have something to do with your hair

 

[rollazn]

You are worth exactly $1,525,626.00

Didn't include my SAT scores, because I haven't taken it yet.

 

[Solid Lifters]

You are worth exactly $3,136,648.00

I guess not drinking anymore, athletic, retired, and being hung like a horse really helped me out.

 

[Famine]

You are worth exactly $3,136,648.00

I guess not drinking anymore, athletic, retired, and being hung like a horse really helped me out.

Horses are routinely gelded. So hanging is all that they do.

Bad luck, man...

 

[Solid Lifters]

Horses are routinely gelded. So hanging is all that they do.

Bad luck, man...

Try to remember this is Solid you're talking to.

 

[standard235]

Edit:You are worth exactly $2,733,452.00

Not bad as I am 13 and 5'4" with other features I won't mention.

 

[toyomatt84]

You are worth exactly $3,136,648.00

I guess not drinking anymore, athletic, retired, and being hung like a horse really helped me out.

You're about 130,000 more expensive than I. Nice! 👍

 

[regulate]

$1,877,736.00.

 

[PublicSecrecy]

$2,368,776.00.

It must be the shoe size...cuz my weinermeter selection wasnt on it!

 

[oosacker]

I was going to do that except I got stuck ..

 

[Riplox]

Aw crap. I'm only worth $2,117,538.00. I guess not having a job lowers the worth.

 

[boombexus]

All those rich Lexus customers must be rubbing off on me.

Well this Lexus customer is dragging the average down the crapper as I'm only worth 1.827 million.

I even feel cheap now.

 

[gtavcfan]

You are worth exactly $529,980.00

Dude, I got the lowest from any one else. Wonder why? I'm just a high-school metalhead. Don't care much of the school work, lowest SAT ever. I just spend most of my high school just talking with friends about metal. Except in my PE class.

 

[Talentless]

$952,052.00

 

[Acid X]

You are worth exactly $1,773,630.00

Not bad i guess.. O_o