How to confuse trick or treaters

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How To Confuse Trick or Treaters...

Wait behind the door. When they get near the door, jump out wearing a costume, holding a bag, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, invite them in. Once they're inside, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it's a surprise party.

Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.

After you give them candy, hand them a bill.

Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Collapse, flop about gasping for air, then don't move until they go away.

When you answer the door, look at them, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and run around the house, screaming until they go away.

When you open the door, shout, "Drop and give me twenty!" and Insist they each do push-ups before you give them any candy.

Hand out menus and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.

Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.

Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that you've been trying to get rid of the eggs since Easter.

Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily lecture them about tooth decay until they leave.

Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Insist that all your candy is gone.

Put a horn and tails on a pumpkin and put it on a throne on your porch. Insist that they all bow down and worship Beelzebub, Prince of Darkness.
 
Originally posted by Mike Rotch
How To Confuse Trick or Treaters...

Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Collapse, flop about gasping for air, then don't move until they go away.
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This one is my favorite!
 
Another one I've heard is to get on top of the roof, dressed in black and holding a super-soaker. Then when they ring the doorbell, you drop enough candy for the group. They'll try it again and you nail 'em with the soaker. Hopefully word will spread and you will get the majority of the candy.
 
Originally posted by Matrixhasu77
Even better.... if you or someone you know were to dress as Dori. I love that movie.
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Yeah, it's a great one.

You could have Dori do something stupid while you were flopping around and then she falls dead right after you do. It'd be golden.
 
Dress up as a scarecrow, and make yourself look like your a fake one trying to look like a real person in a suit. Sit in a chair outside on the porch. Hold a Bucket of candy in your hand (wear thick gloves). Attatch strings to your arm, up to the window, or whatever so it looks like your fake, and that someone is moving your arm. When some kids come up, have your friend hidden behind something act like he is pulling your arm up and down, trying to make you look real, and making noises like "Happy Holloween". When people say, "Its fake, its not real" You jump up and yell, effectively scaring the crap out of them :lol:...
 
Here's one:
Have all the blinds shut for Halloween evening. When they ring the doorbell, run up to the blinds very quietly, dislocate a single piece of plastic to see who they are, and slowly open the door and invite them in (acting nervous all the while). Close the door and have a really really bright hallogen lamp to point at them. Pretend to interrogate them for a few minutes or until they leave (should confuse them royally)
 

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