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you mean they could have somebdy watch you take out your **** and piss. hmm, i couldn't do it, nothing would come out. I'd feel to weird.
How to pass a pee test?
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I've never heared of business' hiring people to watch you take a leak for a drug test. 99.9% of the time you go to the nearest *Med-Station and you got the whole bathroom to yourself.
The ONLY time I've EVER heared of someone getting watched is when their pissin' for the probation officer.
WTF am I talkin for anyway,... my idea was too disgusting,... doesnt matter that it never fails though does it
The ONLY time I've EVER heared of someone getting watched is when their pissin' for the probation officer.
WTF am I talkin for anyway,... my idea was too disgusting,... doesnt matter that it never fails though does it
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Hey, Concept, I know how you feel. I just got busted not too long ago. Well, I actually sold it, though. I walked into school Monday, they knew about the dance on last Thursday. It wasn't too bad. They searched me and junk, didn't find anything. It was not that bad until the SRO said ''Corey, you have to call your mom now.'' That was the first time she made a 30 min drive in 8 min. I had to explain EVERYTHING to her. My mom just broke out crying, that was the worst part. Of couse, it was my first time, too. I think I'm kinda like you Concept, we're not bad kids, we just made a mistake, and I think we both learned from it. I still got a little less than half a year of probation left, too. Plus, I had 25hrs of community service. A couple of drug tests too, whick I am happy to say, I passed(without cheating). Good luck, Concept, I know you're gonna need it. If you need any help, I'll tell you what I know.
MuddinPede
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Ahhhhh Matt! I thought you were a good kid. Don't you know drugs are BAD for YOU! Lol I'm going to stop preaching because coming from me, preaching about weed is meaningless. Drink ALOT of water, around a gallon, or more if you want to be extra safe. Ice cream works well too. Cranberry juice will work. If you take pee with you when you get the test, just add a little bit of warm water, don't add to much or they'll notice.
Coming clean with your mom would be a bad idea, find a way to get your brother to do it for you. Telling you mom will only put you in the hot seat. It'll probaly end like my parents after I got busted. They won't trust you, or beleive what you say, and it'll be really hard to get out of the house. Your mom will want to know all of your friends pretty good before they let you chill with them. Well best of luck of man!
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If they DIDN'T find anything on you then why did you have to call your mom? Were you under the influence at the time? Thats why the school suggested I have a drug test, my eyes were really red, and it was hard not to notice how I was acting. Thank god I didn't have any probation or community service hours.
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Originally posted by Red Eye Racer
WTF am I talkin for anyway,... my idea was too disgusting,... doesnt matter that it never fails though does it
Racer, I appreciate your tip and everything I'm just saying it's disgusting. Yeah, that's right, disgusting. AI would have done it though. Quit already with your attitude. It's pretty stupid.
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So what are you going to do Matt?
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PoeticSoul952, it was from the dance the week before, but they found out somehow. I was not high nor did I have anything on me. I just got around the wrong group of guys. BTW, after I got busted, my mom actually trusted me more(for telling the truth). But you didn't get probation, community service, or go to a private school. Oh well, I learned my lesson.
MuddinPede
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My guess is someone saw and told on you. My parents didn't accualy ground me till I left and spent a week at a friends house.
So, Matt, what was the price?
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He did get 50% of the DNA.
Actually, I think, even in light of the poor circumstances, that it's cool that your bro could step in and cover your back. If you made a deal for 25% Go ahead and give him the 50%.
A). It is only one paycheck.
B). He did save your heinie.
C). If you actually give him 50% after dealing for 25%, especially with some sappy "thank you's" He'll be overwhelmed.
D). He won't continue to harp on it.
Actually, I think, even in light of the poor circumstances, that it's cool that your bro could step in and cover your back. If you made a deal for 25% Go ahead and give him the 50%.
A). It is only one paycheck.
B). He did save your heinie.
C). If you actually give him 50% after dealing for 25%, especially with some sappy "thank you's" He'll be overwhelmed.
D). He won't continue to harp on it.
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I think Gil has a good idea. I would take his advice.
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....stupid?..........
Who's askin the questions here? ....attitude?.......
<-where's my 'slap smiley' when I need it->
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Wow, I only got that after the 4th time I read it, and my IQ is 139.
I feel smart, 14 with an IQ of 139. Borderline genius I think. You should all feel powerless against me.
Ooops, got a little carried away there. My bad.
MuddinPede
I feel smart, 14 with an IQ of 139. Borderline genius I think. You should all feel powerless against me.
Ooops, got a little carried away there. My bad.MuddinPede
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Actually I'm a pretty big guy. Bigger than my dad and stepdad. Anyway, yeah, it got me. The posts usually didn't get that bad. I'll get used to it.
MuddinPede
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thats not nice, don't be a dick head
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