HOWTO: Kill Your Friend and Steal his Girlfriend

[LoudMusic]

http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2002/10/25/214231/54

This should work out exceeding well for me, since I will soon be moving in with said girlfriend.

Muhhahaha... muhAHAHAHAaa ... MUHAHAHAHAHHAAA ...

(:

 

[Klostrophobic]

Ctrl+D.

Thanks.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

thats great

 

[viperguy]

 

[LoudMusic]

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Ctrl+D.

Thanks.

Hey, anything for you man.

 

[Acid X]

Haw haw haw.. HIck hick hick.

 

[LoudMusic]

I didn't dare share this with any of my guy friends. I think they're on edge anyway seeing as how I spend more time with most of their girlfriends than they do.

 

[sn00pie]

You: Her breasts are of excellent proportion and volume. I find yours to be of comparable quality.
Her: Thanks!

That's more like it.

 

[f1king]

You: I especially liked how her struggle against the hyper-dystopian oligarchy contrasted with the thematic interplay of Marxist doctrine and Judeo-Christian mythology.
Her: what

 

[LoudMusic]

I must confess, I have "stolen" a friend's girlfriend. HA HA HA! I'm an ass. But he's a bigger ass.

The lady and I have been together over a year and a half now - time to round up cash for jewelry.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Awesome. Now, I would test this out, but my best friend doesn't have a girl friend...yet.

 

[T100]

After my bad day I really need to laugh...thanks!

 

[kinigitt]

funny, complementing my friend's girlfriend's breasts never got me anywhere.

I think it's because he makes more money than me.

 

[demon of speed]

Someone on GTP must try this out and report back. Either from home or worse a prison net cafe.

 

[ND4SPD]

Ok, I'll try this out tomorrow.....I expect good results...

 

[livemusic]

lmao

 

[PublicSecrecy]

he punched me and she just sat there...my stomache still hurts. peters a fag anyway..meh

heh, peter's an arrogant bastard anyway...

- Jeff

 

[kinigitt]

he punched me and she just sat there...my stomache still hurts. peters a fag anyway..meh

- Jeff

I believe you just trout-slapped me.

stupid signature.

 

[LoudMusic]

Yeah, the trout slapping is out of control. OUT-OF-CONTROL.

 

[Lamboracer]

When my best friend is suspnded(once) or is on vacation or not at the game yet his girlfriend(2years) is always with me. So one day i aske dif anything ever happened between her and my friend if i would be her boyfriend and she said yea, so she kinda cheated on him, and does.

 

[ND4SPD]

Well anyways....the plan didn't work......the plastic knife snapped when I tried to stab him and I ran for it...tripped, and he kicked my ass.

 

[LoudMusic]

Ha ha, that scene went through my head like Skreach from Save By The Bell attacking AC Slater fighting for Jessy's honor or something stupid like that.

Good stuff man, good stuff.

 

[kinigitt]

Ha ha, that scene went through my head like Skreach from Save By The Bell attacking AC Slater fighting for Jessy's honor or something stupid like that.

Good stuff man, good stuff.

saved by the bell...the horrible, horrible memories.

 

[ND4SPD]

Ha ha, that scene went through my head like Skreach from Save By The Bell attacking AC Slater fighting for Jessy's honor or something stupid like that.

Good stuff man, good stuff.

. I was thinking of saved by the bell, when I typed that.