Hulk SMASH!

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So good. Everything it needed to be. I wished I was the Hulk after seeing this movie!

The cast was great, which was good because I was afraid they might completely ruin the movie, thus hammering the final nail into the Hulk's onscreen legacy's coffin (first poor Lou Ferrigno screwed it up, then someone tols someone else that Ang Lee would be an excellent choice to direct the upcoming Hulk movie, a conversation which most likely took place while one or both dialoguers were inebriated or stoned or both). But Tim Roth, whom I find annoying as of late, is actually a unique approach to a superhero villain here. William Hurt, who I also hate, convinced me to want to smash his face in, which means he was immensely successful in portraying his slimeball character, The General. Liv Tyler, who I absolutely loathe (mainly because her one and only talent seems to be to make herself appear as though she a) has just finished crying, b) is in the process of crying, or c) is about to cry) actually didn't bother me at all here. Ed Norton, who's either a hit or miss for me, played Banner extremely well. When he was on screen, I didn't find myself wishing he would just shut up and change into the Hulk, which was refreshing (since that's about all I could think with Eric Bana's Bruce Banner debacle).

The CG for the Hulk are great. Far better than the first attempt by Ang Lee and his crew. But chances are you've already seen both the hero and the villain in the trailers by now, which I think is a wise strategy, since the movie doesn't have to waste time trying to embroil the viewer in the mysterious, long and drawn-out "reveal" process. We can just get to the part where the Hulk lays down some beatdown, then throws down some smackdown. The lowdown? Hulk SMAAAAASHHH!

10/10. Better than Iron Man, but only by a smidge. Forget the first movie entirely (besides, they basically take you through a crash refresher course on the entire plot of that giant turd in the opening credits, refilming scenes which had Bana in them and of course leaving out any remnant of the Nick Nolte celluloid-counterpart-to-his-mugshot / giant-lightning-monster).

Could you imagine Downey Jr.'s Iron Man and Norton's Hulk sharing the same frame of film? Could you imagine?! I need a clean pair of shorts just from thinking about it over here!
Dang thats saying a lot considering I loved Iron Man and thought it was excellent. When Iron Man comes to DVD is when I will be buying a PS3 just so I can watch it in Blu-ray.
I guess I will have to go check out this new Hulk movie. I didnt care for the first one at all and this one seems to be getting positive feedback everywhere I go.
 
Dang thats saying a lot considering I loved Iron Man and thought it was excellent. When Iron Man comes to DVD is when I will be buying a PS3 just so I can watch it in Blu-ray.
I guess I will have to go check out this new Hulk movie. I didnt care for the first one at all and this one seems to be getting positive feedback everywhere I go.
Pretend the first one didn't exist.
 
Pretend the first one didn't exist.

My sentiments precisely. Ang and his "vision" screwed the entire thing up, and I was so glad to hear they weren't going to let that first movie ruin the Hulk franchise, so they made another film. I even love how they go over the events of the first film in the opening credits of The Incredible Hulk, so no one has to sit through the agony of watching that piece of garbaggio.
 
----1st Teir------------
1) Batman Begins
2) Probably Ironman when I get to see it
3) First 15-30 minutes of X1

Not quite right. It actually turns out like this:

----1st Teir------------
1) Batman Begins
2) First 15-30 minutes of X1
3) Ironman

Ironman was good, but not better than the Magneto and Wolverine intro in X1.
 
I suppose that this movie did do well to tie pieces together from other Marvel movies.

But...i paid $10 to watch this, not $3 on a special "in-between movie!" deal.

Therefore, it sucked. Hard. I didn't feel any empathy with the characters. Everything was just loud, and then got louder. The fight at the end wasn't the least bit interesting, and half the time i couldn't tell the difference between the monsters. That might have been because i knew that fight was happening just from seeing the trailer.
 
I watched this over the weekend and it was also very good. I would not put it above Iron Man but it was a lot better then the first Hulk by a long shot. The cave scene reminded me of King Kong so that part was kinda cheesy.
 
----1st Teir------------
1) Batman Begins
2) Probably Ironman when I get to see it
3) First 15-30 minutes of X1


Nothing to do with the Hulk (which has obvious Kong imagery and that's a good thing). But this is where I put the list and I need to add a movie.

----1st Teir------------
1) Batman Begins
2) The Dark Knight
2) Ironman
3) First 15-30 minutes of X1
 
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