I am a Rain God.

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If I wash my car, it will rain within 24 hours. Guaranteed. I can't remember the last time I washed my car that it didn't rain. Sunday I washed my car for the first time in 3 weeks. We had not had rain in more than 18 days and it was a clear blue sky.

By this morning it was raining.

I once made it snow in April by washing 3 of my 4 cars in one day.

So henceforth I'm offering my services as a Rain God. For a reasonable fee, plus expenses, I will come to your drought-plagued country, village, hovel, or whatever, and wash my car.

Satisfaction guaranteed.
 
:lol: I did that on Saturday. It was sunny, so I washed my car after work. Even sprayed the tire "gloss" form for extra shiney look. It's been raining since. :(
 
I have to tell you, you've had 18 days to wash your car - watch the Weather Channel! :p

Actually, I think this rain we've had today actually made my car cleaner.
 
Its wierd....
IT happens to me though when I wash my car.

When I wash someone elses, it doesn't rain for 2 weeks....Seriously.:boggled:
Why mine?
 
We're having a bit of a drought. Care to wash your car?

I washed my car, and it hasn't rained yet. It's been a week! (It's dirty again, btw)
 
Ok you can be one of my minions, but you are NOT a rain god at all.

I have the same powers as you, wash my car and itll rain, gauranteed.

BUT one power you do not wield is the power to make it rain instantly.

I found this power one day joking around with a friend that i could make it rain with a stick. so I went off into our volleyball court, raised my stick and yelled out some native american chant and then stabbed the stick into the ground and it rained, no joke.


beat that.
 
Yeah thats almost exactly how it is with my neighbors. Whenever they go camping it will rain for however long they are gone.
 
Duke
If I wash my car, it will rain within 24 hours. Guaranteed. I can't remember the last time I washed my car that it didn't rain. Sunday I washed my car for the first time in 3 weeks. We had not had rain in more than 18 days and it was a clear blue sky.

By this morning it was raining.

I once made it snow in April by washing 3 of my 4 cars in one day.

So henceforth I'm offering my services as a Rain God. For a reasonable fee, plus expenses, I will come to your drought-plagued country, village, hovel, or whatever, and wash my car.

Satisfaction guaranteed.
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What? :confused:
 
Klostrophobic
Have you thought of just pouring soap on your car to save some water?
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That. Or run outside with a towel when it rains and save some soap.

My car attracts massive amounts of insects whenever I wash it.
 
Duke
If I wash my car, it will rain within 24 hours. Guaranteed. I can't remember the last time I washed my car that it didn't rain. Sunday I washed my car for the first time in 3 weeks. We had not had rain in more than 18 days and it was a clear blue sky.

By this morning it was raining.

I once made it snow in April by washing 3 of my 4 cars in one day.

So henceforth I'm offering my services as a Rain God. For a reasonable fee, plus expenses, I will come to your drought-plagued country, village, hovel, or whatever, and wash my car.

Satisfaction guaranteed.
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I'd ask you to come over here and wash your car but I'm afraid we're getting the first rain we've had in months :D

I remember once when I was walking with my mum and it was cloudy and looked like rain she said "Oh good, I think we'll get home before it rains" the second she stopped speaking it rained so heavy it wasn't funny, I was hypothermic for about 6 hours .... or at least it felt that way.

Blake
 
My Dad washes and polishes his car before it rains. :lol:

In fact most of the time I'm a repellant of rain. Where ever I go it doesn't rain but back home it is. :lol: Sometimes it's the other way round...
 
Yeah it happens to me to after I wash my car......luckly it sits in a garage.....

.......although when does it NOT rain in the UK! :lol:

Duke
So henceforth I'm offering my services as a Rain God. For a reasonable fee, plus expenses, I will come to your drought-plagued country, village, hovel, or whatever, and wash my car.
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Hahahahaha :lol: :)
 
Duke
Satisfaction guaranteed.
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Good news, your services aren't needed in Florida.

It's rained here 20 of the past 21 days.

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My mother's, father's, brother actually painted ______ Rainmaker on the side of his camper because wherever he brought it, it would rain. The blank is his last name.
 
my buddies ex-wife is getting re-married and having an outdoor wedding, how much will you charge ? ( she is a biatch ! )
 
it has rained every single day, all day, for the past month and a half over here.
 
Well I had to visit Florida in the wettest August on record and miss a heatwave back home :indiff:

Fancy travelling to Wales, Duke?

Tough, we don't need you :p
 
Duke
If I wash my car, it will rain within 24 hours. Guaranteed. I can't remember the last time I washed my car that it didn't rain. Sunday I washed my car for the first time in 3 weeks. We had not had rain in more than 18 days and it was a clear blue sky.

By this morning it was raining.

I once made it snow in April by washing 3 of my 4 cars in one day.

So henceforth I'm offering my services as a Rain God. For a reasonable fee, plus expenses, I will come to your drought-plagued country, village, hovel, or whatever, and wash my car.

Satisfaction guaranteed.
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I hope you aren't offended if i tell you that this post is very "Jeremy Clarkson"-esque, because that's a good thing in my mind, and i haven't read anything funnier all day :D Thanks.

I dread to think what might happen if you go for the full house. All 4 in one day = 4 horsemen of the apocalypse?
 

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